wtf!!!

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:38 pm

Hey gjm i found a vid dcease been watching whole week!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xi08A4I1q4Q

gjm · Post by **gjm** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:47 pm

doc holiday · Post by **doc holiday** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:56 pm

Tone Deft wrote: I just close the door on those guys. no words, eye contact, door closes. rude but it gets the point across. business is business.

I'm always open the door struggling to keep my 2 pit bulls in the house, and it doesn't even phase some people.
they will be barking, growling, and trying to pull the door open with their snouts
finally i'll be like "dude can't you see my pit bulls really really want to attack you?"

how stupid do you have to be to stand there and talk to someone struggling to hold two pit bulls off of you?

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:58 pm

I eat pit bulls for dinner. Can i come over?

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:05 am

i got a couple of pits myself <scratches chin>
but ain't no way i'm gonna get my dogs euthanized over some moron. i just want to give him some fodder for the work buddies

although i might sic them on thetampon...

@tone, that's what we have wives for

i feel better, now...

except that my left nipple ring came out today in somebodies attic. after the lady and i were done, she pointed it out to me. then she tried to push a new one thru, already closing...ugh. i took the other one out, for obvious reasons.

and now, the neighbor's who left their dog for 3-4 weeks, are letting their children play in their propane grill

just watching, with the phone ready... fuck!!!

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:09 am

IN the grill? See, all people are not equal. I would have turned it on.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:12 am

good. they just went in

we were discussing telling off the lady... what do YOU think? i have to live by them, this is fuckt.

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:15 am

dcease wrote:good. they just went in we were discussing telling off the lady... what do YOU think? i have to live by them, this is fuckt.

I think its fucked yeah..

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:17 am

I used to get the two most adorable old Jamaican ladies come round my house on a Sunday and try to sell me Jehova.

They were so nice I simply couldn't be rude to them and so instead I'd try to engage them in meaningful dialogue about altered states of consciousness and multi-dimensional travel.

One time I got carried away and tried them out with the morality of anal love-play between consenting male adults and they shuffled off praying.

Never saw them again.

madhattared · Post by **madhattared** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:18 am

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:24 am

what is he doing with the stick betwixt his legs...

@pops, i had a similar experience when a beautiful young lady, and a good lookin grey hair knocked on my door once in the morning. i was wearing long johns, and well, lol! they looked my tattoo'd body up and down, grinning, and sheepishly handed me their flyers. i looked dead in the eye of the younger one, and told her she could come back anytime and give me stuff

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:28 am

for my neighbors...(after all, they are military...)

gjm · Post by **gjm** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:35 am

Next time a JW comes knocking, ask them how they know Jesus returned in 1914 and where he is staying. Also, because he will be fully revealed when the last of the genration that was alive when he returned in 1914 dies, which is about now, how do they know that their names are listed amoung the 144,000. Keep them on task, do not let them stray. Do not let them prove it by reading you a scripture. Watch the dominant of the two take over the conversation. Watch them evade giving you an answer that is not from the bible.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:42 am

gjm wrote: Watch them evade giving you an answer that is not from the bible.

oh, you mean like where it says jesus wanted a religion named after him...