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Discuss music production with Ableton Live.
Tone Deft
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Post by Tone Deft » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:55 am

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In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz

nathannn
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Post by nathannn » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:03 am

wtf is with people telling every one to read the fucking manual..
my god ever look at that thing?half the shit you want to know about is missing, and the other half is crap the you kind find out by leaving the info box open in live and pointing at something.. the only way to find out about something use full or a new trick is to ask some one.
not only that the manual is awfully bright white and gives you a major headache when reading at night, just like this forum...
man i have such a splitting headache!!!!!!
The Push / Novation Launch Pad / Novation Launch Pad Pro / Novation Launch Key
/ Launch Control XL / Machine MkII / Machine Studio / BeatStep / Livid OhmRGB / Livid Code V2 / Apc 40 MKII

no computers or synths

20 Copies of Ableton Live Lite.

nathannn
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Post by nathannn » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:07 am

Tone Deft wrote:Image

omg... im color blind...
this seriously hurts..
The Push / Novation Launch Pad / Novation Launch Pad Pro / Novation Launch Key
/ Launch Control XL / Machine MkII / Machine Studio / BeatStep / Livid OhmRGB / Livid Code V2 / Apc 40 MKII

no computers or synths

20 Copies of Ableton Live Lite.

Hesh
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Post by Hesh » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:27 am

no question is a stupid one. Honestly, with no apologies, ask your questions straight up and dont respond 2 the idiots. Remember, no one knows what the fuck we do in our day 2 day lives...so let the bitch blogers rant....it makes them feel good. There are alot of peeps who do know, and can help. Hell, ive been told to relax being so forward on my threads, either you can help or you cant...fuck off. In other words....jumping on a form for the first time and letting everyone know your passive....mofo's will jump on ya without a doubt. Like a 1st day in school. Knock the fuck out of any dick in your face....peeps wont fuck with ya. no peace in the east...lates.

Machinesworking
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Post by Machinesworking » Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:41 am

nathannn wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:Image

omg... im color blind...
this seriously hurts..
Just wanted to see a bunch of these!

Machinesworking
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Post by Machinesworking » Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:41 am

nathannn wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:Image

omg... im color blind...
this seriously hurts..
Just wanted to see a bunch of these!

Machinesworking
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Post by Machinesworking » Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:42 am

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Post by Machinesworking » Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:43 am

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Post by b0unce » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:30 am

you're doing it wrong
spreader of butter

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Post by Sibanger » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:33 am

Fuck man! I just had an epileptic fit.

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Post by Sibanger » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:36 am

Tone Deft wrote:
dj superflat wrote:people asking really, really basic stuff is tiresome
said Mr. Helpful. :roll: holy fuck, do you know how many times I've typed the phrase "options->preferences"? put up or shut up.

there's no harm in asking ANY question and no harm in any reply to a question. whine about either, you'll lose your balls. if you keep being an ass, there's the troll blocker. no fucking rules, what's the big mystery?

none of us were born knowing what a midi cable is for (machinate aside) and answering questions is a great way to learn.

my $0.02.
Love your attitude Tone.
I have asked many a dumb question, and you have helped out more than once.
Thanks.

Tone Deft
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Post by Tone Deft » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:55 am

I'm just glad to have been born with 4,971 testicles. I have 3 left.


superflat - I like your posts, I was just sayin...
all respect.
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz

hangar17
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Post by hangar17 » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:57 am

don't you just love this place?


8)
I fell down the musical stairs at the science museum.
It went like : C F# B D Ab A#5 E D B A THUD!

we are airfields
this is hangar 17

bosonHavoc
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Post by bosonHavoc » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:10 am

i think i just had an acid flashback...


Matter is composed of atoms, which in turn are made from quarks and electrons. According to String theory, all such particles are actually tiny loops or segments of vibrating string.


yup totally

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Post by Precision » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:13 am

Tone Deft wrote:he upgraded.
Image
:lol:

Oh man, I just lurve Monday mornings here in the Crazy Shack!
Tone Deft wrote: it's hard to code Python when you're knocked up on morphine with your dick in a sling.

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