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Post by pulsoc » Thu May 08, 2008 5:34 pm

b0unce wrote:thewank has a fixation with 'irresponsibility' these days.
anyways, let me provide the inevitable transcript for the rest of this thread:

x: i think it's funny
thewank: but I mean, what if...
y: doesn't seem so bad
thewank: ya, but what if,...and...then if..
z: {img}www.humourous-gifs.us/pie-in-face.gif{/img}
thewank: lol
x,y,z: lol
lol wouldn't you be happier somewhere else?

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Post by Tone Deft » Thu May 08, 2008 5:37 pm

thelike5 wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:lamest story I've read in a while. sorry, you asked.

I'd love it, anyone who takes themselves that seriously needs to move out of mom's basement.
Yeah...

So you are the first person who actually thinks this is a lame story! You big prize winner you!


Everyone else either laughs at it and says, they would be fine with it or they think it's a pretty shitty thing. A story like this at least is interesting. Hardly lame whether you think it's funny or not.
if I come across it on cable, I'll watch it a bit.

really, I think the opposite is true, some people got a crowd to really pump up a band for a gig. there have been plenty of times I'll do the same, go to a bar, some crappy band/DJ is playing, I'll get a few drinks and want to party so I act the fool on the floor to pump up the vibe, totally fake but all for fun.

maybe the joke's on you? crying on camera? probably fake, Metallica is the only band to cry on camera for real.
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 5:40 pm

Tone Deft wrote:
thelike5 wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:lamest story I've read in a while. sorry, you asked.

I'd love it, anyone who takes themselves that seriously needs to move out of mom's basement.
Yeah...

So you are the first person who actually thinks this is a lame story! You big prize winner you!


Everyone else either laughs at it and says, they would be fine with it or they think it's a pretty shitty thing. A story like this at least is interesting. Hardly lame whether you think it's funny or not.
if I come across it on cable, I'll watch it a bit.

really, I think the opposite is true, some people got a crowd to really pump up a band for a gig. there have been plenty of times I'll do the same, go to a bar, some crappy band/DJ is playing, I'll get a few drinks and want to party so I act the fool on the floor to pump up the vibe, totally fake but all for fun.

maybe the joke's on you? crying on camera? probably fake, Metallica is the only band to cry on camera for real.
Yeah, maybe the joke is on me. I thought about that but hey, I'm paranoid to begin with.

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Post by Tone Deft » Thu May 08, 2008 5:43 pm

that's because they ARE after you.
In my life
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At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 5:45 pm

b0unce wrote:thewank has a fixation with 'irresponsibility' these days.
anyways, let me provide the inevitable transcript for the rest of this thread:

x: i think it's funny
thewank: but I mean, what if...
y: doesn't seem so bad
thewank: ya, but what if,...and...then if..
z: {img}www.humourous-gifs.us/pie-in-face.gif{/img}
thewank: lol
x,y,z: lol
Hey Bounce,

Beirut is burning. Why don't you tell us your feelings about how the Jews are at fault and why America has to constantly support them?

And please, start your own thread about it you rotten little peice of dung.

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Post by Tone Deft » Thu May 08, 2008 5:48 pm

rule #5 of Fight Club

- don't piss off b0unce.

hope you're wearing a cup.
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz

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Post by torrentexpress » Thu May 08, 2008 5:51 pm

Well one thing is for sure, They didn't take much advantage of this "exposure" cause I sure as hell haven't heard of them. LOL

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Post by torrentexpress » Thu May 08, 2008 5:52 pm

Tone Deft wrote:rule #5 of Fight Club

- don't piss off b0unce.

hope you're wearing a cup.

DOUBLE ZING!

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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 5:58 pm

torrentexpress wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:rule #5 of Fight Club

- don't piss off b0unce.

hope you're wearing a cup.

DOUBLE ZING!
Oh we have had our battles. It's given that if I start a post bOunce will chime in sooner than later.

If I ever had a chance to meet the guy I'd be glad to get drunk with him (and then walk out on the bill.)

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Post by Sales Dude McBoob » Thu May 08, 2008 6:03 pm

41,613 song plays on MySpace. How much of that has to do with ImprovEverywhere?

IE did them a favor.

Playing at an empty club is a shitty feeling.

Their music is pretty good. Good for the Grand Ole Pasha.

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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 6:05 pm

Sales Dude McBoob wrote:41,613 song plays on MySpace. How much of that has to do with ImprovEverywhere?

IE did them a favor.

Playing at an empty club is a shitty feeling.

Their music is pretty good. Good for the Grand Ole Pasha.
I'd say about 98%

Which raises the question... "would you rather be the punchline of a joke and "famous" or not be fucked with at all?

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Post by b0unce » Thu May 08, 2008 6:05 pm

thelike5 wrote:peice
spreader of butter

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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 6:07 pm

b0unce wrote:
thelike5 wrote:peice
The "piece" part may not have been right but I nailed the "dung" end of it...

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Post by b0unce » Thu May 08, 2008 6:07 pm

which by american standards makes you a genius.
spreader of butter

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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 6:10 pm

b0unce wrote:which by american standards makes you a genius.
Remind me, what was the reason I have so many "Mc's" living near me again?

Oh yeah... I guess they just moved here to become dum.

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