OK, a bit old but still the meanest joke ever

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b0unce
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Post by b0unce » Thu May 08, 2008 6:26 pm

thelike5 wrote:dum.
it's dumb, you total imbecile.
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Post by Machinate » Thu May 08, 2008 6:31 pm

dum.
it's dumb, you total imbecile.
..and then sting fell down the stairs

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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 6:32 pm

b0unce wrote:
thelike5 wrote:dum.
it's dumb, you total imbecile.
"Dum"

Humor.

As in I can't spell "dumb"

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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 6:35 pm

So why did all those Mc's come running over to this big, fat, "dum-dum" land of ours bOunce?

Last I checked we invented electricity...

Of course, you would be the type to argue that we should all be outisde wiping our asses with our left hand.

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Post by Tone Deft » Thu May 08, 2008 6:39 pm

thelike5 wrote:Last I checked we invented electricity...
nobody invented electricity, that's like saying the US invented wind.
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Post by b0unce » Thu May 08, 2008 6:44 pm

thelike5 wrote:
b0unce wrote:
thelike5 wrote:dum.
it's dumb, you total imbecile.
"Dum"

Humor.

As in I can't spell "dumb"
here we see thewank has now employed his famous make-it-up-as-he-fumbles-along routine. From here, the fun really starts.
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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 6:45 pm

Tone Deft wrote:
thelike5 wrote:Last I checked we invented electricity...
nobody invented electricity, that's like saying the US invented wind.
It was a total joke.

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Post by pieter » Thu May 08, 2008 6:46 pm

i think it's a funny story. reminds me of trigger happy tv (UK's channel 4).
actually there was a scene where a local band starts a show in a packed bar, and after 10 seconds the audience is leaving.

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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 6:47 pm

b0unce wrote:
thelike5 wrote:
b0unce wrote: it's dumb, you total imbecile.
"Dum"

Humor.

As in I can't spell "dumb"
here we see thewank has now employed his famous make-it-up-as-he-fumbles-along routine. From here, the fun really starts.
PLEASE bOunce please get drunk with me so I can take advantage of you already!!!

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Post by Machinate » Thu May 08, 2008 6:50 pm

thelike5 wrote:PLEASE bOunce please get drunk with me so I can take advantage of you already!!!
very homoerotic undertones here!

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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 6:51 pm

thelike5 wrote:
b0unce wrote:
thelike5 wrote: "Dum"

Humor.

As in I can't spell "dumb"
here we see thewank has now employed his famous make-it-up-as-he-fumbles-along routine. From here, the fun really starts.
PLEASE bOunce please get drunk with me so I can take advantage of you already!!! You can come over to my side of the pond just like all the others did!!

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Post by b0unce » Thu May 08, 2008 6:52 pm

@machinate, he's just joking. Like everything retarded he says as if he means it, it's actually just a deadpan joke. You know, thewank, that wry old satirist with a strong sense of responsibility.
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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 7:00 pm

b0unce wrote:@machinate, he's just joking. Like everything retarded he says as if he means it, it's actually just a deadpan joke. You know, thewank, that wry old satirist with a strong sense of responsibility.
That's why you love me! :wink:

I'm still curious... why won't you come over here and join me for a "fookin'" drink?

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Post by Tone Deft » Thu May 08, 2008 7:12 pm

thelike5 wrote:
b0unce wrote:@machinate, he's just joking. Like everything retarded he says as if he means it, it's actually just a deadpan joke. You know, thewank, that wry old satirist with a strong sense of responsibility.
That's why you love me! :wink:

I'm still curious... why won't you come over here and join me for a "fookin'" drink?
I pity anyone from Europe that comes to the states to vacation in Cinncinati.

or was that also a joke?


thelike - your best bet is some 23 cent pizza away from the internet.
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Post by thelike5 » Thu May 08, 2008 7:17 pm

Tone Deft wrote:
thelike5 wrote:
b0unce wrote:@machinate, he's just joking. Like everything retarded he says as if he means it, it's actually just a deadpan joke. You know, thewank, that wry old satirist with a strong sense of responsibility.
That's why you love me! :wink:

I'm still curious... why won't you come over here and join me for a "fookin'" drink?
I pity anyone from Europe that comes to the states to vacation in Cinncinati.

or was that also a joke?


thelike - your best bet is some 23 cent pizza away from the internet.
It's Cleveland, but that's ok...

You pity them? Why? There's plenty of people from Europe who came to Cleveland for PERMANENT vacations! Heck, even my parents along with a ton of other Croatians came to Cleveland in the 19070's. We also have a fairly large Middle Eastern population... do you pity them, too?

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