o.t. Coolest quote ever

Patch · Post by **Patch** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:07 am

When this baby hits 88mph, we're gonna see some serious shit.

darkcatt · Post by **darkcatt** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:22 pm

dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks finaly there is the largest dick she has ever seen. Hence LIKE A VIRGIN TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:34 pm

marxism is the opiate of the intellectuals

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:41 pm

who said that?
who the fuck said that?
who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkletoed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:03 pm

he's already dead. that saves you some work

R.J.Dubya · Post by **R.J.Dubya** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:17 pm

"There are two kinds of people in the world. You, and everybody else."

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:28 pm

To hell or to Connaught!

Meef Chaloin · Post by **Meef Chaloin** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:30 pm

im not naming our pub "save the paedo's"

darkcatt · Post by **darkcatt** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:33 pm

wow my thread went SPLODY

Meef Chaloin · Post by **Meef Chaloin** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:34 pm

Yeah - Mr. Wiggly's been on bread and water for 5 years.

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:42 pm

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

Khazul · Post by **Khazul** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:42 pm

Amanita wrote:
Geebag wrote:He is so ugly that a blind man would not let him finger his dogs arse.

(2 about dogs arses?)
My mates granddad once stopped a dog fight by sticking his finger up one of the dogs arse - so theres a usefull tip for everyone

Better if you stick a shotgun up its arse and pull the trigger...

Splutch!

sidownes · Post by **sidownes** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:20 pm

Amanita wrote:
Geebag wrote:He is so ugly that a blind man would not let him finger his dogs arse.

(2 about dogs arses?)
My mates granddad once stopped a dog fight by sticking his finger up one of the dogs arse - so theres a usefull tip for everyone

What's the tip? Never shake your mates granddads hand?

dhilsabeck · Post by **dhilsabeck** » Fri May 09, 2008 7:03 pm

mdk wrote:shit sandwich

Shit Burger?

Moody · Post by **Moody** » Fri May 09, 2008 7:47 pm

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - HST