Who is banging their vocalist?

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beats me
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Who is banging their vocalist?

Post by beats me » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:54 pm

And are there any networking sites that mix this kind of business with pleasure?

PS I'm offended by the plethora of top rated and viewed videos on youtube featuring vocal atrocities by hot chicks.

woot!

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Post by leisuremuffin » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:56 pm

DONT DO IT!


seriously. not a good idea AT ALL!


or, at least wait until everything you need from her is in the can and you don't plan on doing live shows.



trust me on this one.




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Post by ChiDJ » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:03 pm

Wait until the project is finished and you dont forsee any other projects. Otherwise don't shit where you eat.

It's better to "promise" hot chicks that you will make them a star and just bang them. (you'll get a lot more satisfaction and less mess)
"Let you're body feel the sound! Let it cover you up and down!"

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Post by Tone Deft » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:10 pm

wife is my vocalist.

so, no.
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At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
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Post by b0unce » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:18 pm

The guy who just came out the shit-end of a messy/expensive divorce wrote:Wait until the project is finished and you dont forsee any other projects. Otherwise don't shit where you eat.

It's better to "promise" hot chicks that you will make them a star and just bang them. (you'll get a lot more satisfaction and less mess)
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Post by Timur » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:22 pm

kids and animals... :roll:

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Post by beats me » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:44 pm

Why is everybody pooping on my completely realistic and obtainable goal in life this week?

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Post by weeddigger » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:50 pm

Guy, DO IT!!!

Vocalists and producers go together like peas in a pod.

Go bang the vocalist, record the sounds, and use that as background on a track!

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Post by beats me » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:31 pm

weeddigger wrote:Guy, DO IT!!!

Vocalists and producers go together like peas in a pod.

Go bang the vocalist, record the sounds, and use that as background on a track!
Finally somebody with vision instead of an attitude problem on the subject.

So what if it ruins your life. At least you got some songs out of it unlike most relationships. Live the Fleetwood Mac dream!

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Post by weeddigger » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:43 pm

:D

And I can understand where one would not want to bang one's vocalist, just make sure she's hot, and their shouldn't be problems.
If you can take a look at her mom before you penetrate, do it!
You never know what could accidentally fertilize, and depending on what mom looks like, you'll be previewed to wether she is a keeper or not!

You can avoid a lot of problems by not doing it, but hell, you can start so many good things by doing it!!!

And chances are, if you want to bang her, she probably wants to bang you too!!!

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Post by hacktheplanet » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:48 pm

I'm the second vocalist in my band, and I whack off a few times a week. I guess I'm banging the vocalist. :?:
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Post by aqua_tek » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:53 pm

Tone Deft wrote:wife is my vocalist.

so, no.
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Post by ChiDJ » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:57 pm

b0unce wrote:
The guy who just came out the shit-end of a messy/expensive divorce wrote:Wait until the project is finished and you dont forsee any other projects. Otherwise don't shit where you eat.

It's better to "promise" hot chicks that you will make them a star and just bang them. (you'll get a lot more satisfaction and less mess)

and your point is little man?
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Post by dm_hawk » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:00 pm

b0unce wrote:
The guy who just came out the shit-end of a messy/expensive divorce wrote:Wait until the project is finished and you dont forsee any other projects. Otherwise don't shit where you eat.

It's better to "promise" hot chicks that you will make them a star and just bang them. (you'll get a lot more satisfaction and less mess)
:lol:
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Post by littlepig » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:13 pm

weeddigger wrote:
Go bang the vocalist, record the sounds, and use that as background on a track!
Hasn't this already been done and called 'Je t'aime'?

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