OT - Shit Jobs

weeddigger · Post by **weeddigger** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:11 pm

On a Mac, use soundflower, find it on cycling74.com, and on PC, I have no idea...

Look up Virtual Audio Cable...

And yeah, I'm still here...

I just argued with some guy on why we are garnishing his paycheck.

Childsupport.

He says we can't do it.

He wants his money back.

I am only allowed to say that we received a court order to start the deduction, if I could, I would of called the guy a dead beat dad...

One day I'll get to quit this shit hole and pursue a FT career in music or porn, that last day I'll have a blast on the phones...

....

Ever lose health insurance at work?

You get offered COBRA?

Why do they pick one of the scariest animals to represent your insurance?

dphouse84 · Post by **dphouse84** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:20 pm

aisling wrote: stay at home dad....the shitiest job you hate to love......

one of my dream jobs!

weeddigger · Post by **weeddigger** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:39 pm

Dream job - being a Househusband

Ofcourse she's gotta meet certain Sparko standards, but that isn't too hard.

HOT, Horny, and occassionaly hot headed.

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:50 pm

dphouse84 wrote:
aisling wrote: stay at home dad....the shitiest job you hate to love......
one of my dream jobs!

it has it's moments (on a whole gotta love being able to be an accountable father) 2 kids age 2-5 can work you like a cheap whore on saturday night. Ironically, I often miss the the dysfunctional world out there.....

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:36 am

weeddigger wrote:

One day I'll get to quit this shit hole and pursue a FT career in music or porn, that last day I'll have a blast on the phones...

Do music in porn and enjoy..In tampa theres tons of little studios doing small run porns. someone has to make there music....

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:30 am

abort wrote:

Tig and mig welder. ....its dirty but ok, pays ok. The only thing I hate about it is that you have dreams of welding stuff together in your sleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y5WfhrDlbE

Nice to see another welder here

creature · Post by **creature** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:24 pm

Senior software engineer for a large internet bank. It's ok

pays the mortgage and keeps me in music software.

Steve

stonee · Post by **stonee** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:18 pm

Im a lifeguard.

I sit on a beach and make sure people don't die. if i get to hot, i jump into the water.

its a pretty terrible job

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:51 pm

You guys suck. I clean bathrooms at clubs starting at 2:30 AM. Quit your complaining.

verbala · Post by **verbala** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:01 am

lol... I'm a seafood manager, chopppity chop choppin those fishes up!!! when I cut big fat chunky steaks it reminds me of throwin down warp markers in ableton... hahah makes me feel better, it pays alright but ya know.. its fishhhhyyyy haha

joeyfivecents · Post by **joeyfivecents** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:11 am

I love my job. I work for Meinl USA. They make cymbals and percussion. I am a product specialist (sales rep) for the Southeastern United States. For the first time ever, I love what I do and can't wait to get to work everyday. Lots of traveling but they pay for it. If I'm not flying I usually bring a guitar and a little mic and mess around with Live in the hotel room every night. So maybe this is OT?

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:23 am

i grow vegatables and hens and eat them

brightonalex · Post by **brightonalex** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:44 am

verbala wrote:lol... I'm a seafood manager, chopppity chop choppin those fishes up!!! when I cut big fat chunky steaks it reminds me of throwin down warp markers in ableton... hahah makes me feel better, it pays alright but ya know.. its fishhhhyyyy haha

Thats a seafood mangler, not a seafood manager.

Since when did seafood need managing?

chalkline · Post by **chalkline** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:16 pm

brightonalex wrote:
verbala wrote:lol... I'm a seafood manager, chopppity chop choppin those fishes up!!! when I cut big fat chunky steaks it reminds me of throwin down warp markers in ableton... hahah makes me feel better, it pays alright but ya know.. its fishhhhyyyy haha
Thats a seafood mangler, not a seafood manager.

Since when did seafood need managing?

Those live lobsters need to be constantly told to look tasty!

dphouse84 · Post by **dphouse84** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:59 pm

so no one works in porn?