please help me to suck my cock

aleme · Post by **aleme** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:24 pm

my penis is too small. im not able to suck my cock. any idea?

andydes · Post by **andydes** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:28 pm

Take up yoga.

aleme · Post by **aleme** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:32 pm

im too fat for yoga

andydes · Post by **andydes** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:37 pm

aleme wrote:im too fat for yoga

Stomach reduction surgery, followed by yoga. Not immediately after, mind you.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:38 pm

TITBAG? We need you in here.

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mekon · Post by **mekon** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:39 pm

Just remove it with a kitchen knife
then its a breeze

Aequitas123 · Post by **Aequitas123** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:40 pm

Compression, then Reverb.

Grappadura · Post by **Grappadura** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:46 pm

Aequitas123 wrote:Compression, then Reverb.

aleme · Post by **aleme** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:47 pm

you guys just made my day! there´s cock mentioned in the subject and after 10 minutes there are more than 50 views. aren´t we guys all sex-mad?

andydes · Post by **andydes** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:50 pm

aleme wrote:you guys just made my day! there´s cock mentioned in the subject and after 10 minutes there are more than 50 views. aren´t we guys all sex-mad?

40 were mine. I kept looking back to see if anyone had posted pictures.

abort · Post by **abort** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:53 pm

landrvr1 wrote:TITBAG? We need you in here.

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+1

====> Commencing abortion as of now!

leedsquietman · Post by **leedsquietman** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:04 pm

watch the movie 'shortbus' (warning, keep a vomit bag handy)

aleme · Post by **aleme** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:05 pm

I just offended me because i have a small one.

3dot... · Post by **3dot...** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:08 pm

not funny.

TITBAG · Post by **TITBAG** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:24 pm

FAGGOTS