Worst names ever

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Post by hereschenes » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:30 am

double post

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Post by aeon » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:49 am

Roland Stone. seriously.

p.s. all hail DICK TRICKLE

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Post by gjm » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:38 am

I just thought of another one.

When I first went to live in Canada, one of the first people I meet was Randy Seimens. In NZ 'Randy' is another word for 'horny'. Lucky he did not know why I was laughing at him.

Also, in China Town in Van where I lived was a company called 'Fok Yo Trading'.
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Post by spkey » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:41 am

I knew a girl called Elisa Vagina

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Post by brightonalex » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:54 am

I know someone who wrote a book about haunted houses, whose name was Hugo First.

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Post by forge » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:16 pm

my sister had a friend called Genna Taylor

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Post by mikemc » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:29 pm

forge wrote:my sister had a friend called Genna Taylor
:lol: rendered all the more damning with and Aussie accent, no doubt...

Knew someone who had joined some kind of eastern religion, where you would be assigned an Asian-esque name once you acheived a certain status. He got "Fo Pa".

New someone in highschool whose name was 'Wiedis' (weed-is). Out of curiousity, googled "Dick Wiedis", and hit this paydirt--

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_q ... _n11426562

One story, including the names: Richard (likely never lets anyone call him 'Dick') Wiedis, Dick Pound, a federal judge whose first and last names can also be last and first names, and an FBI agent named 'Funk', as well as 'Max Wheeler' and 'Rod Hamson' which could just as easily be porn actor names.

What are the odds????? this is a sign of something, and it can't be good.

[edit] Dick Pound f'real. So, attendance time would've featured "Pound, Dick"
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Post by Machinate » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:40 pm

hereschenes wrote:double post
Hey, I knew that guy!

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Post by leisuremuffin » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:58 pm

thelike5 wrote:
LunaMusic wrote:My friend was a teacher at an inner city high school. Heres a few

Phonetically: Shitayah

Actual spelling Shithead. I swear to god.
How does "shithead" become shitayah?

That's an unbeliveable name!!

complete bullshit.


the usual story is that the name is pronounce shitheed.


there is no one named that, or female. if you believe that shit, well, nevermind. of course people believe that shit.



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baby names

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Post by Stace » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:33 am

Well, its not a great one but it give the family a laugh, my last name is Stacey & my bro married a girl name Tracey.
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Post by Warminstrel » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:01 am

worked in a famous tyre factory with a bloke called 'Wayne Kerr'. Made worse by the fact that we had our names embroidered onto our shirts.

Yrs ago there was local lad called Nick Carr; ended up getting banged up for nicking cars. (Maybe more apt than funny).

Also have a customer in Taiwan with first name of 'Yoo Suk' (same as picture sent in by hereschenes) - Full names is 'Kok Yoo Suk'. Made even better as Asian names run backwards so in western terms his name is Yoo Suk Kok.

Also, ex g-friends sister, Lorraine married a bloke with last name of Rain. She ended up being called 'Lorraine Rain' (go away, come again some other day......)

Think thats it, apart from a telesales call I made to a Mrs 'Onion' that in a very posh voice insisted that her name was in fact 'O'nion' (as in O'Riely).

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Post by jeskola » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:56 am

Always giggle at this one

http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/displa ... spx?y=1993

Far right... five down.

Josyln Cox was a good one.

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Post by koranek » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:12 pm

^^^^^^ Fantastic - I nearly made myself sick laughing.

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