My FAKE Complaint About Robert Henke

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:12 pm

nebulae wrote:
thelike5 wrote:
rikhyray wrote:That is the best thing you ever posted , I am generating those and they only get better, actually I might use some in real life.
and we all know what the worst thing is...
Excellent, let's all remember everything Nebulae has written, thereby raising his esteem and notoriety in the forum. Meanwhile, who was that guy again? thecuntbag5 or something like that?!?! nevermind, I've already forgotten...

Not everything... just your whiny bitching about why Ableton didn't stop and bow down when you met them at NAMM.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:17 pm

^ you do realize that of your pathetic 1629 posts, you've now spent a significant amount talking about me...I'd say those are your best one. Please YOU must carry on, because by discussing me, your relevance only increases.

Also, please do continue to refer to the NAMM show...that post was among my finest moments.

You have been further nebulized! Well done! I may now not forget you for a week or so...

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:20 pm

thelike5 wrote:
thelike5 wrote:And if you can't beat them up you will have your wife step in and finish the battle, huh?

Dude, you seriously just have way too much time on your hands. I remembered the posts about the Ableton guys being "cold and distant" towards you because it was quite honestly one of the most pathetic signs of a soft broken man I have ever witnessed. Basically, all you wanted was a t-shirt or free upgrade or whatever. You pussyfied yourself out and well, I don't honestly remember what you got out of it but I do remember you were happy with the result.

Meanwhile, the guys at Ableton probably chuckled to themselves about the spoiled American and his snot or ball sweat encrusted "free shirt"

I'm not above (or below) quoting myself...

Please read the post again. If that doesn't clearly state to go fuck yourself then I don't know what else to tell you.

You basically got bruised there my friend. Called out like the clown you are.

Carry on as usual...

Listen, I know you have few brain cells, so let me help you out...

First, do you realize how many people (including my wife) tell me to go fuck myself? Really, you don't stay memorable by saying something that trite. There's no originality in that at all. I mean come on man, up your game, just a little.

Second, quoting yourself and then pretending you didn't is a sad attempt at self-grandizing. Something that comes across as inept as your viagra prescription indicates.

Come come, saying something more than once doesn't make it stick harder. You know, like the NAMM thing you keep talking about like a broken record that no one is listening to...

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:21 pm

In all fairness, thelike5, pwnage like this doesn't come often...I know you're grateful for aforementioned nebulization, and I say you're welcome. *hugs*

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:23 pm

the haters always forget the pics of nebulae giving a Live lecture at NAMM in the Ableton booth, seriously, it's one thing to weasel your way into NAMM, it's another to give a fucking product demo with ZERO preparation!! I get the impression that Nebulae could sell snow to an Eskimo. I can say without hesitation that you, thelike5, could not get that far.

is it a selective memory or are you just that stupid? hate the guy all you want but that's pretty cool.

btw it's MUCH easier than that to pick on Nebulae.

so what do racists in Cincinnati do?

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:25 pm

Tone Deft wrote: so what do racists in Cincinnati do?

Ironically, his name is Tom. I say we start calling him Uncle Tom. Yes yes, Uncle Tom it is!

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:27 pm

some jokes write themselves.

anyway, we should take this to PMs.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:27 pm

Martyn wrote:
nebulae wrote:Look, Martyn, I know you've been looking for inspiration for your next Tension project...I'm just trying to help you out man...I mean if a picture of my shemale wife doesn't just scream TENSION, I don't know what does... No need to get all pissy about it.
I'd rather not know how you release your tension Neb, please keep that one to yourself.

speaking of releasing tension, when are we gonna hear some new brilliant piece you cooked up?? been far too long, brutha!

doc holiday · Post by **doc holiday** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:30 pm

i dunno neb, the like is like making me reconsider giving you the props when i turn 1k again.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:30 pm

nebulae wrote:
Tone Deft wrote: so what do racists in Cincinnati do?
Ironically, his name is Tom. I say we start calling him Uncle Tom. Yes yes, Uncle Tom it is!

Uncle Tom, that's right... has a nice ring to it I must say... WTF?

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:31 pm

Tone Deft wrote:the haters always forget the pics of nebulae giving a Live lecture at NAMM in the Ableton booth, seriously, it's one thing to weasel your way into NAMM, it's another to give a fucking product demo with ZERO preparation!! I get the impression that Nebulae could sell snow to an Eskimo. I can say without hesitation that you, thelike5, could not get that far.

is it a selective memory or are you just that stupid? hate the guy all you want but that's pretty cool.

btw it's MUCH easier than that to pick on Nebulae.

so what do racists in Cincinnati do?

So did you come in his ass or his mouth afterwards?

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:35 pm

doc holiday wrote:i dunno neb, the like is like making me reconsider giving you the props when i turn 1k again.

Tell you what, I'll give myself props when you turn 1k. Then we'll be all square and the universe will be whole again.

Hell, I'll even give Uncle Tom mad props when you turn 1k.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:38 pm

Hey Tone, did you see the brilliant comeback that Uncle Tom came up with? He asked where you ejaculated in my anus or in my mouth. For a second, I thought he was just retarted and didn't know how to use the tags for proper foruming, you know since he's been a member for 6 years now, but nevermind the oversight.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:43 pm

nebulae wrote:Hey Tone, did you see the brilliant comeback that Uncle Tom came up with? He asked where you ejaculated in my anus or in my mouth. For a second, I thought he was just retarted and didn't know how to use the tags for proper foruming, you know since he's been a member for 6 years now, but nevermind the oversight.

Fixed for trolling pleasure... I made a mistake... you know, I was hard at work today in the fields making sure the Mexican illegal immigrants that I employee don't get lazy on me.

You sure are a crafty one there Neb... spending time searching the forum or god knows where else to try and find more info about me... that's about brilliant. Where do you find the time to teach Ableton clinics to other trust fund kids at NAMM?

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:47 pm

thelike5 wrote:Fixed for trolling pleasure... I made a mistake... you know, I was hard at work today in the fields making sure the Mexican illegal immigrants don't get lazy again
on me.

You sure are a crafty one there Neb... spending time searching the forum or god knows where else to try and find more info about me... that's about brilliant. Where do you find the time to teach Ableton clinics to other trust fund kids at NAMM?

I'd tell ya, buddy, but (and I don't know else how to put this...) you just don't have enough money in your trust fund to make the cut. Better go make more hay with your wetbacks...put some effort into it, and come back to me when you hit 5 digits.