One Day The Russians Decided To Kill A Bunch Of People...

Grifter · Post by **Grifter** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:05 pm

Well planned in advance and known to blameless boogey men.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:08 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:besides, lungfkkr1, i know that you are full of shit, because you tried to cum in my ear in a PM about how much you appreciated my technical contributions to the forum. You even told everybody else about it. So suck it, shitpig.

.lm.

Are you going to wish me dead like you wished mbregs dead? lol.

Wait, you already did.

Dear landcrab, go die in a ditch.

muffinForBrains, how's the elementary school gigs coming along? Remember when I asked you if it was annoying when you're trying to give a lecture to 1st graders about laptop music (cause that's the only gig you can get), and they keep asking you to play the Dora The Explorer theme song while you're trying to spin some mad techno? You never replied. Curious. IS it annoying? Have you learned the Dora song yet? I know you're all about the music, but when you give your lectures to the kids do you where a muffinMan costume?

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Grifter · Post by **Grifter** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:10 pm

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:12 pm

what is your point?

I posted the pm, so it is already obvious to everyone that you "respect my music" and that you believe i post useful information. that doesn't work well with your public claims that i am "an intellectual 3rd grader."

as if i would give a shit if that's what you thought.

the only reason i continue to respond to you is to ruin your thread by diverting it from its purpose. As i intend to do to every bullshit post that you make.

.lm.

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:17 pm

So whos killing who? Can someone let me know and how you know?

the ar · Post by **the ar** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:18 pm

This landblabla guy is a real jerk, isn't he?

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:39 pm

ThrowAway wrote:So whos killing who? Can someone let me know and how you know?

Well, it's good question: according to reliable news sources ( http://news.google.com/nwshp?hl=en&tab=wn ) at this point, the warring parties in question are the Georgians and Russians-- but there are very complicated issues here, tinged in shades of gray: certainly, both sides are right and wrong, and while there are legitimate disputes on both sides, it's fair to say that, in many respects. both sides are in the wrong (both sides having committed atrocities), and we can only hazard a guess as to precisely when US Vice President Cheney (as the President is currently out of the country attending a sporting event) will take this opportunity to start WWIII.

But you'll be sure to be kept in the loop.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:43 pm

the ar wrote:This landblabla guy is a real jerk, isn't he?

You're late to the party, asshole.

A Jerk.

A Shaman

A Healer

A Music Man

A Scientist

A Lover

A Fighter

A Righteous Man

A Shitbag

A Motivator

A VIP

A Visionary

All of these things and more...

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landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:44 pm

leisuremuffin wrote: As i intend to do to every bullshit post that you make.
.lm.

Game on, mofo.

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landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:47 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:Basically, you are shit. contribute something or go the fuck away.

.lm.

There is nothing more amusing than when an undereducated knob drastically overestimates his own importance in this forum.

And I'm talking about you, not me.

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landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:50 pm

mikemc wrote:
ThrowAway wrote:So whos killing who? Can someone let me know and how you know?
Well, it's good question: according to reliable news sources ( http://news.google.com/nwshp?hl=en&tab=wn ) at this point, the warring parties in question are the Georgians and Russians-- but there are very complicated issues here, tinged in shades of gray: certainly, both sides are right and wrong, and while there are legitimate disputes on both sides, it's fair to say that, in many respects. both sides are in the wrong (both sides having committed atrocities), and we can only hazard a guess as to precisely when US Vice President Cheney (as the President is currently out of the country attending a sporting event) will take this opportunity to start WWIII.

But you'll be sure to be kept in the loop.

lol.

Well, shades of gray or not.

Like most things, it can be distilled down to a single talking point.

Russia, like Britain and France and Germany and Spain before them, are simply pissed that their Empire keeps crumbling by the second.

Any other reason for this latest fiasco is simple window dressing.

Awww, ANOTHER breakaway???!!?!?!?! FUCK!!!!!

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thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:51 pm

Landrvr does have a point...

While I'm not agreeing (nor have I read) everything else he's said I will point out that
what Russia is doing to Georgia right now is nothing more than ethnic cleansing. This is no different than what Serbia did in the early 1990's. NATO responded with a large bombing that they threatened Serbia with for weeks.

What's going to happen this time around? NATO basically exists just to try and keep Russia in check after all. It could get real ugly.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:52 pm

i don't have to do much, do i, clamlppr1?

you're making an ass of yourself all on your own.

.lm.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:55 pm

landrvr1 wrote:
leisuremuffin wrote:Basically, you are shit. contribute something or go the fuck away.

.lm.

There is nothing more amusing than when an undereducated knob drastically overestimates his own importance in this forum.

And I'm talking about you, not me.

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awwww, i'm so sorry i broke your heart by not cumming all over you when you sent me this:

landrvr1 wrote:Of course not dude. C'mon, man.

Listen, I know you think I'm a total cunt asshole mudfucking pig, but I really do like your stuff. My opinion doesn't mean jack shit to you, I realize, but fuck it. You're a total shit, but I've got nothing but respect for your music. It was shitty of me to come back and say otherwise, but I blame it on a seriously bad taco I had the night before that gave me horrible gas.

Go ahead. PM me back and tell me I'm a douche and that I haven't contributed shit. You'd be right on both counts. What I do well, however, is simply sit back and read and learn like hell. I may enjoy being an asswipe in an UNMODERATED forum, but I'm not so big an asshole that I won't acknowledge that I learn a fuck of a lot everyday.

In fact, your post here:

http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... ht=#712396

was great. Nice little tidbits of info

I seriously gotta put up some linkage to one or two of my tunes, so at least you can focus on something besides my winning personality, and instead concentrate on how utterly horrid MY stuff is, heh.

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so sad.

.lm.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:56 pm

thelike5 wrote:What's going to happen this time around?

Thousands will die.

The UN will finally send in some of those shiny white Unimogs and Land Rovers with the cool logo on the doors.

Thousands more will die.

A few thousand more will die.

Then a few more...

Few more.

More...

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Outrage is reserved for the US and Israel. As previously stated, and subsequently proved here in this thread, all other acts of war and violence around the work are completely understood, tolerated, and justified.

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