I'm Changing My Evil Ways

NorthernMonkey · Post by **NorthernMonkey** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:38 am

It's one thing to bitch and moan, but without some sort of insight as to how things might be made better it's only angry, bitter masturbation.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:13 am

bgc wrote:I don't usually go in for this forum bs, but calling me an asshole is pretty lame. I'm sure you meant it in a pseudo-bro kind of way, but I am not your bro. I don't post a lot, but join date is not the same as post date. Search it up. Definitely posted within the last few months. Probably trying to answer some minor technical question about somebodies jankly system issues.

I have yet to see you contribute in even this small way. I didn't search or do any research before posting this though, so I could be way off.

Anyway, just keep chugging along. Gotta do your thing. Everyone else will do theirs.

Rats. The jig is up.

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landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:14 am

NorthernMonkey wrote:It's one thing to bitch and moan, but without some sort of insight as to how things might be made better it's only angry, bitter masturbation.

I'm all about bitter masturbation, believe me. That swimsuit thread is proof. I masturbate bitterly as I dream of chicks I'll never have.

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landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:15 am

nebulae wrote:Did someone mention anal sex?

Neb, no matter how crappy things get you always manage to put a smile on this cold dead face of mine. My hat's off to you.

Now bend over and take it like a man.

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timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:17 am

did someone mention angry masturbation?

gjm · Post by **gjm** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:44 am

I can't resist this.... surely someone wants to play with landrvr1's pussy? Ba domp domp toosh

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:49 am

timothyallan wrote:did someone mention angry masturbation?

+1

It's like a Revenge Fuck but without the guilty aftertaste.

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timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:59 am

or a second person.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:15 am

landrvr1 wrote: Now bend over and take it like a man.
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This is by far the most offensive thing you've said in this entire thread. The very thought that I'm a bottom (or even that I'm remotely gay, which I'm totally not) is just preposterous. You are SOOOO on my shitlist.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:33 am

nebulae wrote:
landrvr1 wrote: Now bend over and take it like a man.
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This is by far the most offensive thing you've said in this entire thread. The very thought that I'm a bottom (or even that I'm remotely gay, which I'm totally not) is just preposterous. You are SOOOO on my shitlist.

Dude relax. I'LL BE THE BOTTOM, okay???? FFS. It's getting so's you can't kid a girl about anything around here!

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b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:35 am

landrvr1 wrote:
nebulae wrote:
landrvr1 wrote: Now bend over and take it like a man.
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This is by far the most offensive thing you've said in this entire thread. The very thought that I'm a bottom (or even that I'm remotely gay, which I'm totally not) is just preposterous. You are SOOOO on my shitlist.

Dude relax. I'LL BE THE BOTTOM, okay???? FFS. It's getting so's you can't kid a girl about anything around here!

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is this supposed to be funny ?

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:38 am

b0unce wrote:
landrvr1 wrote:
nebulae wrote: This is by far the most offensive thing you've said in this entire thread. The very thought that I'm a bottom (or even that I'm remotely gay, which I'm totally not) is just preposterous. You are SOOOO on my shitlist.

Dude relax. I'LL BE THE BOTTOM, okay???? FFS. It's getting so's you can't kid a girl about anything around here!

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is this supposed to be funny ?

Uh oh. Another one who fancies herself a Top. Pfft.

But that's how it is these days. Everyone wants to come across as big and strong and tough and butch, but as soon as you get them in the bedroom they've got their ass up in the air and pants around the ankles.

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b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:46 am

is that supposed to be funny ?

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:48 am

b0unce wrote:is that supposed to be funny ?

Uh oh. I know where this is going.

More Atomic Bomb photos.

Zzzzzz.

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b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:53 am

a minor improvement. at least a reference gag is mildly amusing, if only for the fact getting a reference holds a smidgen more meaning than the same old re-hashed homo-erotic fantasy time after time.