When's Live 8 due?

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:13 pm

I now pronounce you pitcher & catcher.
you may *tug* the ponce.

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:20 pm

Yes, mutual respect is sooo gay.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:15 pm

knotkranky wrote:No doubt, the marketing will be brilliant.

Indeed! They gotta get Chef back to do those kewl video features.

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Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:16 pm

KK -

well put.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:23 pm

Can I join in the mutual respect and we can call it a 3 way?

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:36 pm

Only if you can get b0unce to join in

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:37 pm

explains b0unce's whole 'tug tug' ritual.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:06 pm

Ahh yes. Another full day for b0unce.

1. Wake up.
2. Make sure his dead mother's corpse is still in her rocking chair.
3. Post a hyper gay reference in yet another example of Uber-Projecting.
4. Scan the news to see if the Israelis have been driven into the sea yet.
5. Post
6. Send another resume to al Sadr. *pick me!* *pick me!*
7. Stitch together a couple more bomb vests.
8 Check the pipe bomb stash.
9. Post yet again that the Potato Famine "Mr Potato Head" joke wasn't funny, and that Genocide is no laughing matter.
10. Scan the news and giggle like a Japanese Schoolgirl when there's new American military casualties in Iraq.
11. Post
12. Open the mail to find the 34th rejection letter from al Sadr.
13. Post
14. Another scan of the news to see if Israel has been bombed to oblivion yet. Genocide is no laughing matter, but in this case we'll make an exception, no?
15. Think about playing some music, but changes mind. What's the point, really?
16. Kiss Mum goodnight.
17. Masturbate bitterly to those bitchin' cool bootleg videos of Americans being beheaded before falling off to a dreamless sleep.

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dirtycode · Post by **dirtycode** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:27 pm