My mother got a touch screen sewing machine

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My mother got a touch screen sewing machine

Post by beats me » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:12 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

There's all kinds of options and the touch screen lets you choose what kind of stitch to make and the computer just does it.

Looks like a few million Chinese will be getting laid off. 8O

Oh, and no firewire port. But it does have USB :)

PC only. :cry:

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Post by Tone Deft » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:16 am

did she put it on a credit card?

:P
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Post by timothyallan » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:16 am

No OSC and just USB?


Weak.

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Post by Bagle » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:18 am

+ 1

doesnt even have MIDI

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Post by adventurepants_ » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:22 am

Tone Deft wrote:did she put it on a credit card?

:P
you so nasty!

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Post by beats me » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:27 am

Tone Deft wrote:did she put it on a credit card?

:P
I'm sure she remortgaged the house and I will be indirectly paying for the sewing machine when she passes away :)

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Post by aqua_tek » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:30 am

I heard that the hardware sewing machines still produce warmer cardigans.

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Post by timothyallan » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:32 am

aqua_tek wrote:I heard that the hardware sewing machines still produce warmer cardigans.

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Post by madhattared » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:41 am

thread of 2008. hands down.

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Post by ava » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:45 am

Im in stitches :lol:

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Post by Bagle » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:28 am

can we sticky this?
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Post by mikemc » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:07 am

Bagle wrote:can we sticky this?
no, it would have to be velcro'ed.
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Post by beats me » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:18 am

Behold!!

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Post by vivalavida » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:50 am

OMG that is THE coolest thing I have ever seen - and I don't even LIKE sewing at all.

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Post by nathannn » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:56 am

beats me wrote:Behold!!

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pretty nice. mostly everything new now days is coming with touch screens though. washers, dryers, stereo's & printers.
maybe you could take the screen out of the sewing maching and make a midi controller from it?
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