Who steals all my lighters?!?

massiveheadpain · Post by **massiveheadpain** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:29 pm

all your stoner buddies steal your lighters

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:31 pm

sparklepuff wrote:
nebulae wrote:
sparklepuff wrote:My parole officer always warns me, "There's a fine line between angry sex and rape. Think about that next time."
It's not rape if it's up the bum.
Holy crap, I was unaware of that. Another excellent reason, folks, to always consult your lawyer. They know every poophole, excuse me, loophole there is.

Rape is such a strong word. I much prefer "Suprise Sex!"

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:09 am

timothyallan wrote: Rape is such a strong word. I much prefer "Suprise Sex!"

You had me at "Pigeon"

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:13 am

lol did you finally watch that??

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:48 am

ethios4 wrote:I'm using this great moment in this great thread to quietly announce that today is my birthday!

Happy birthday! You can keep the lighter.

sherman · Post by **sherman** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:50 am

beats me wrote: The smoking section is the best place to meet women, second only to the dance floor.

I thought standing in the DJ booth was above those two...

Check your car, I cleaned mine out for the first time in too long, and found 19! 11 of those were in the glovebox alone

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:10 am

I took two lighters to my birthday party, lost them both, and come home with someone else's. :sigh:

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:57 pm

sherman wrote:Check your car, I cleaned mine out for the first time in too long, and found 19! 11 of those were in the glovebox alone

and all 19 were out of fluid.

sherman · Post by **sherman** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:09 am

beats me wrote:
sherman wrote:Check your car, I cleaned mine out for the first time in too long, and found 19! 11 of those were in the glovebox alone
and all 19 were out of fluid.

Actually, no.. Most were full. If I dont have one in my pocket when I go to buy a pack of smokes, I'll buy a new one. Funny thing is, not two days later, they were all gone again. Lucky I found one behind my axiom

Who steals all my lighters?!?

Who took my lighter?