How To Use The iPhone To Avoid People You Don't Like

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How To Use The iPhone To Avoid People You Don't Like

Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:19 pm

Easy...when walking past the person you don't like in the hallway, just pull out the iPhone as though it has just buzzed you with a new sms/im/email. Then look intently into the phone while you walk on by. No need to avert eyes or any of the other high school nonsense you normally pull...a much more mature way to avoid eye contact. In fact, the more intently you look into the phone, the more legitimate your eye-contact-aversion. Hell, you don't even have to turn the phone on, as we all know how the battery life sux ass, so might as well conserve juice.

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Post by Daim » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:35 pm

Another option would be to just tell them all day long how great your apple device is and soon they will avoid u. A very common technique used by many apple users :lol:

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Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:36 pm

:lol: nice!

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Re: How To Use The iPhone To Avoid People You Don't Like

Post by ollyb303 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:38 pm

nebulae wrote:Easy...when walking past the person you don't like in the hallway, just pull out the iPhone as though it has just buzzed you with a new sms/im/email. Then look intently into the phone while you walk on by. No need to avert eyes or any of the other high school nonsense you normally pull...a much more mature way to avoid eye contact. In fact, the more intently you look into the phone, the more legitimate your eye-contact-aversion. Hell, you don't even have to turn the phone on, as we all know how the battery life sux ass, so might as well conserve juice.

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I have been using this trick with my bog-standard Nokia for years!
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Post by diego vega » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:39 pm

And to get out of meetings (etc...) download from the App Store "Fake-A-Call" (free).

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Post by beats me » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:39 pm

Did you post this topic using your iphone in order to avoid somebody you don't like?

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Re: How To Use The iPhone To Avoid People You Don't Like

Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:40 pm

ollyb303 wrote:
nebulae wrote:Easy...when walking past the person you don't like in the hallway, just pull out the iPhone as though it has just buzzed you with a new sms/im/email. Then look intently into the phone while you walk on by. No need to avert eyes or any of the other high school nonsense you normally pull...a much more mature way to avoid eye contact. In fact, the more intently you look into the phone, the more legitimate your eye-contact-aversion. Hell, you don't even have to turn the phone on, as we all know how the battery life sux ass, so might as well conserve juice.

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I have been using this trick with my bog-standard Nokia for years!
Yes, but the believability factor is greatly reduced by your Nokia...I'd say on the Vista computer rating scale, the nokia eye aversion rates around 2.6, where the iPhone comes in around 4.4. Still waiting on how the Blackberry Storm rates, but I suspect it's 4.3 tops.

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Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:41 pm

beats me wrote:Did you post this topic using your iphone in order to avoid somebody you don't like?
I'm currently reading a Timur-related post on my iPhone in order to avoid responding to you.
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Post by glitchrock-buddha » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:41 pm

Another great way I've found to avoid taking calls from people I don't want to talk to, is to simply not answer and say that my battery was dead or I never got the call and it went straight to voicemail. One or the other is usually true so I don't feel like I'm lying much! And people often see me getting a text that I got a voicemail for a call I never heard. So it lends credibility to the story.

How I love my unreliable iphone. :D
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Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:42 pm

glitchrock-buddha wrote:Another great way I've found to avoid taking calls from people I don't want to talk to, is to simply not answer and say that my battery was dead or I never got the call and it went straight to voicemail. One or the other is usually true so I don't feel like I'm lying much! And people often see me getting a text that I got a voicemail for a call I never heard. So it lends credibility to the story.

How I love my unreliable iphone. :D
yes, but both require a level of response from you....my methods cost you nothing.

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Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:43 pm

diego vega wrote:And to get out of meetings (etc...) download from the App Store "Fake-A-Call" (free).

:lol:
brilliant! :)

now you're talkin'!

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Re: How To Use The iPhone To Avoid People You Don't Like

Post by ollyb303 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:44 pm

nebulae wrote:
ollyb303 wrote:
nebulae wrote:Easy...when walking past the person you don't like in the hallway, just pull out the iPhone as though it has just buzzed you with a new sms/im/email. Then look intently into the phone while you walk on by. No need to avert eyes or any of the other high school nonsense you normally pull...a much more mature way to avoid eye contact. In fact, the more intently you look into the phone, the more legitimate your eye-contact-aversion. Hell, you don't even have to turn the phone on, as we all know how the battery life sux ass, so might as well conserve juice.

More useful tips coming soon to a totally unmoderated music forum near you.
I have been using this trick with my bog-standard Nokia for years!
Yes, but the believability factor is greatly reduced by your Nokia...I'd say on the Vista computer rating scale, the nokia eye aversion rates around 2.6, where the iPhone comes in around 4.4. Still waiting on how the Blackberry Storm rates, but I suspect it's 4.3 tops.
LOL. At least if my phone is turned off, there's a much smaller screen area to give me away 8)
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Post by polyslax » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:59 pm

I like to busk my way down the hallway playing a soulful ditty with Ocarina - no contact happenin! :)
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Post by Warminstrel » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:29 pm

Got into Glasto for free a while back by faking a very loud mobile phone agrument whilst walking thru the gate.

The security guard just waved me on as I fumbled for my arm band and pass not wanting to get involved.

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Post by nebulae » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:31 pm

^ hahah, brilliant :lol:

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