How To Use The iPhone To Avoid People You Don't Like

maxmin · Post by **maxmin** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:32 pm

nebulae wrote:Easy...when walking past the person you don't like in the hallway, just pull out the iPhone as though it has just buzzed you with a new sms/im/email. Then look intently into the phone while you walk on by. No need to avert eyes or any of the other high school nonsense you normally pull...a much more mature way to avoid eye contact. In fact, the more intently you look into the phone, the more legitimate your eye-contact-aversion. Hell, you don't even have to turn the phone on, as we all know how the battery life sux ass, so might as well conserve juice.

More useful tips coming soon to a totally unmoderated music forum near you.

I suggest you make an iPhone-Application out of your idea - introductory price $0,99. i would buy it...

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:37 pm

Why should I buy an iPhone when I can ignore you all just fine now?

See.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:38 pm

Paddy, you are clearly the only man with real balls in the entire country of New Zealand.

OvertoneZero · Post by **OvertoneZero** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:40 pm

I have a small button sewn into the into the cuff of my right sleeve. When I need to escape, I discretely press the button and it remotely triggers the incoming call ring on my iPhone. If this is not enough of a segueway, I have one of those spring-loaded dagger things hidden up my left sleeve.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:43 pm

ok dude, no need to kill people you don't like it...geez talk about over...umm...kill

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:54 pm

nebulae wrote:Paddy, you are clearly the only man with real balls in the entire country of New Zealand.

[img]TOO%20RUDE[/img]

Me. And Friend.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:55 pm

I am in udder disbelief!

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:57 pm

badum-bum-tsh!

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:57 pm

No... It's true. Me, chatting with [REDACTED]

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:58 pm

were you blinded by science?

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:02 pm

knackered, more like

anyway, I'm still ignoring you.

yup.

mmm hmmm

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nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:03 pm

I'm still in suspense.

pixelbox · Post by **pixelbox** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:04 pm

HOW? I dunno..HOW?

HOW?

Are you there? Please tell me!!!!

How do you?

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:07 pm

oops - retro-edit wormhole alert!

Let me answer your question... with a question.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:09 pm

"Allow myself to introduce...myself."
-Austin Powers

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