When will Live 8.0 be released?

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:16 pm

Oh come on! it's all light humor really.

pierce200 · Post by **pierce200** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:49 am

Most amazing post and reaction in a long time.
I'm smiling.
Hey, whatever gets you off, right?

NativeBreaks · Post by **NativeBreaks** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:34 am

morphix wrote:What will its features be?
I'm bored of Live 7.0 - it isn't any good for making trance.

HAHAHAHAAHAH. LMFAO.
are you serious?

that's the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum..

Bagle · Post by **Bagle** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:03 pm

Can ableton track him down

refund him his money and take his license away

im mean clearly a pencil is dangerous in this guys hands, let alone Live
imagine how GOOD this guys tarnce is..

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spookyrockstar · Post by **spookyrockstar** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:59 am

C'mon. He's jsut trolling, right?

To the OP: If you aren't trolling, then nothing can do what you're talking about. EQ and Karaoke can do so to an extent, but not what you're thinking.

You might have gotten this info without the ridicule but you started off with the know-it-all and insults so early on.

Wow.

jj0b · Post by **jj0b** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:35 am

spookyrockstar wrote:C'mon. He's jsut trolling, right?

To the OP: If you aren't trolling, then nothing can do what you're talking about. EQ and Karaoke can do so to an extent, but not what you're thinking.

You might have gotten this info without the ridicule but you started off with the know-it-all and insults so early on.

Wow.

I didn't even consider that it may have been a serious post. It is possible but it seems more likely that it is someone from this forum who has made an alias to make a funny. And funny it is. I think this is one of the greatest threads I have ever read. Still can't stop laughing when I re-read it!

Geebag · Post by **Geebag** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:43 am

C'mon lads. You are a shower of bullies. I wanted to post that I was awaiting live 8 as I cant get my Jazz or whale song music right but I was afraid of the ridicule.

I am also bored with Live. I sit there day after day randomly clicking in the midi editor and never get anything good out of it. Hopefully live 8 will sort this out!

Are you listening Ableton?

Johnisfaster · Post by **Johnisfaster** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:50 am

abort wrote:Live 8 will include a SUCK detector built in, when ever your work starts to SUCK ..a Red light will blink. When your work starts to suck even more Live will automatically shut down.

I think live 5 actually had this. there was a red D that was always flashing when I tried to make music and then it would shut down. I must have sucked back then..

When will Live 8.0 be released?

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