the cruelest christmas gift ever

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:46 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 069184.ece

4.33 · Post by **4.33** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:58 pm

unfuckinbelievable(((((

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:10 pm

I know...horrid people - "look into the camera and cry, hahaha"

OMG, those people should die, slowly

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:52 pm

A post says: “For all you thinking this is messed up, he sneaked a look at his gifts, so his family played a prank on him.

“He got the 360 a week later.”

My family did the same thing to me when they found out I sneaked a look at my presents. Taught me a lesson that's for sure.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:54 pm

^ I saw that, and although I get the lesson learned, there's a bit too much enjoyment in the cruelty...

but yeah, I'm glad it all worked out...at least until this scarred kid grows up to be an ax murdereR

Baron von Case · Post by **Baron von Case** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:29 pm

If this is the worst the kid ever goes through, then damn, what a lucky kid.

Kodama · Post by **Kodama** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:38 pm

Baron von Case wrote:If this is the worst the kid ever goes through, then damn, what a lucky kid.

Agreed.

What makes any of you not believe that those are strategic tears?

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:44 pm

you all should have used these this year

http://store.theonion.com/gift-boxes-se ... -p-68.html

too late now

Johnisfaster · Post by **Johnisfaster** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:10 pm

doesn't matter if a kid sneaks a peak at his gifts or not, you don't do anything in your childs life to intensionally make them cry and then laugh about it. this kid is already ruined as a human being. his freakin parents made him cry and laughed about it, how could he not be?

hows this for taking care of a kid who sneaks a peak at his gifts: sit down and tell them that you're disappointed that they snuck a peek and that it hurt your feelings and they can't play with them for a week after they open them.

that seems reasonable rigth?

oh I forgot, you can't actually have a conversation with your kid, it's not like their human beings until they are old enough to jerk off to internet porn.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:29 pm

Johnisfaster wrote:doesn't matter if a kid sneaks a peak at his gifts or not, you don't do anything in your childs life to intensionally make them cry and then laugh about it. this kid is already ruined as a human being. his freakin parents made him cry and laughed about it, how could he not be?

hows this for taking care of a kid who sneaks a peak at his gifts: sit down and tell them that you're disappointed that they snuck a peek and that it hurt your feelings and they can't play with them for a week after they open them.

that seems reasonable rigth?

oh I forgot, you can't actually have a conversation with your kid, it's not like their human beings until they are old enough to jerk off to internet porn.

Hey man, just about every friend I have whose parents fucked with them or neglected them are now pretty successful adults. My parents treated me like gold and I'm a big loser by comparison.

Life is full of disappointments. Start getting them used to that the second they exit the womb and they'll thank you for it later.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:34 pm

^ by that logic, this kid's gonna pwn Micro$oft in 20 years.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:37 pm

nebulae wrote:^ by that logic, this kid's gonna pwn Micro$oft in 20 years.

There will no longer be a Microsoft and he'll be the reason why.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:39 pm

hence the pwnage

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:03 am

Johnisfaster wrote:doesn't matter if a kid sneaks a peak at his gifts or not, you don't do anything in your childs life to intensionally make them cry and then laugh about it. this kid is already ruined as a human being. his freakin parents made him cry and laughed about it, how could he not be?

hows this for taking care of a kid who sneaks a peak at his gifts: sit down and tell them that you're disappointed that they snuck a peek and that it hurt your feelings and they can't play with them for a week after they open them.

that seems reasonable rigth?

oh I forgot, you can't actually have a conversation with your kid, it's not like their human beings until they are old enough to jerk off to internet porn.

+1

The rest of you just proved that you really shouldn't have kids, and if you do, great, they'll be as fucked up as you, big achievement. At the very least you proved a simple concept in psychology... or to put it differently, the dog with it's tail cut off analogy etc.

Working construction you get a ton of guys bragging about their assault charges, and various fights they've been in, talking about how if their wife left them they would kill her etc. Then turning around and complaining about child protective services, "I was beaten every time I did anything bad as a child and I turned out fine!"

Yeah, uh huh! just keep telling yourself that.

So this isn't as bad, this kid learns to be an insensitive passive aggressive prick, who picks on anybody he can, especially if he feels 'justified', just what the world needs more of.

rozling · Post by **rozling** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:12 am

Packin an empty box right now. Bought a camera for my GF about a week ago, took it home and haven't had a chance to take it out of the box until right now. Opened it up to take out the charger... no camera inside.

I'm sure it'll teach her a valuable life lesson tho...