Javascript Rick Roll

skullNbones · Post by **skullNbones** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:22 am

guess i'll look more carefully at 4 page threads before clicking links in the future! terrorists lurk among us, apparently.
btw, thanks for that noscript link, an ounce of prevention (or whatever...)

adventurepants_ · Post by **adventurepants_** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:03 am

skullNbones wrote:guess i'll look more carefully at 4 page threads before clicking links in the future! terrorists lurk among us, apparently.
btw, thanks for that noscript link, an ounce of prevention (or whatever...)

terrorists? thats just silly.

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:09 am

adventurepants_ wrote:
skullNbones wrote:guess i'll look more carefully at 4 page threads before clicking links in the future! terrorists lurk among us, apparently.
btw, thanks for that noscript link, an ounce of prevention (or whatever...)
terrorists? thats just silly.

It could be reasonably argued.

kb420 · Post by **kb420** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:21 am

Getting Rick Rolled every once in a while is good for the soul.

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:22 am

radialson wrote:How do you code something like that?
I've gotta do that to a coworker.

Code: Select all


<html class="__noscriptOpaqued__">

<head>

<!---
You are a cock sucker.
--->

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
	"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
<html>
<head>
 <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
 <title>YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D</title>
<style type="text/css">
<!--
h1 {
  color:#cc3333;
  font-family:"Comic Sans MS",Helvetica;
}
h3 {
  color:#993333;
  font-family:"Comic Sans MS",Helvetica;
}
.kisser {
  position:absolute;
  top:0;
  left:0;
  visibility:hidden;
}
-->
</style>

<script language="JavaScript1.2" type="text/JavaScript">
<!-- cloak


kisserCount = 15 //maximum number of images on screen at one time
curKisser = 0 //the last image DIV to be displayed (used for timer)
kissDelay = 1000 //duration images stay on screen (in milliseconds)
kissSpacer = 50 //distance to move mouse b4 next heart appears
theimage = "rick_head.gif" //the 1st image to be displayed
theimage2 = "rick_head_2.gif" //the 2nd image to be displayed


//Browser checking and syntax variables
var docLayers = (document.layers) ? true:false;
var docId = (document.getElementById) ? true:false;
var docAll = (document.all) ? true:false;
var docbitK = (docLayers) ? "document.layers['":(docId) ? "document.getElementById('":(docAll) ? "document.all['":"document."
var docbitendK = (docLayers) ? "']":(docId) ? "')":(docAll) ? "']":""
var stylebitK = (docLayers) ? "":".style"
var showbitK = (docLayers) ? "show":"visible"
var hidebitK = (docLayers) ? "hide":"hidden"
var ns6=document.getElementById&&!document.all
//Variables used in script
var posX, posY, lastX, lastY, kisserCount, curKisser, kissDelay, kissSpacer, theimage
lastX = 0
lastY = 0
//Collection of functions to get mouse position and place the images
function doKisser(e) {

  posX = getMouseXPos(e)
  posY = getMouseYPos(e)
  if (posX>(lastX+kissSpacer)||posX<(lastX-kissSpacer)||posY>(lastY+kissSpacer)||posY<(lastY-kissSpacer)) {
    showKisser(posX,posY)
    lastX = posX
    lastY = posY
  }
}
// Get the horizontal position of the mouse
function getMouseXPos(e) {
  if (document.layers||ns6) {
    return parseInt(e.pageX+10)
  } else {
    return (parseInt(event.clientX+10) + parseInt(document.body.scrollLeft))
  }
}
// Get the vartical position of the mouse
function getMouseYPos(e) {
  if (document.layers||ns6) {
    return parseInt(e.pageY)
  } else {
    return (parseInt(event.clientY) + parseInt(document.body.scrollTop))
  }
}
//Place the image and start timer so that it disappears after a period of time
function showKisser(x,y) {
  var processedx=ns6? Math.min(x,window.innerWidth-75) : docAll? Math.min(x,document.body.clientWidth-55) : x
  if (curKisser >= kisserCount) {curKisser = 0}
  eval(docbitK + "kisser" + curKisser + docbitendK + stylebitK + ".left = " + processedx)
  eval(docbitK + "kisser" + curKisser + docbitendK + stylebitK + ".top = " + y)
  eval(docbitK + "kisser" + curKisser + docbitendK + stylebitK + ".visibility = '" + showbitK + "'")
  if (eval("typeof(kissDelay" + curKisser + ")")=="number") {
    eval("clearTimeout(kissDelay" + curKisser + ")")
  }
  eval("kissDelay" + curKisser + " = setTimeout('hideKisser(" + curKisser + ")',kissDelay)")
  curKisser += 1
}
//Make the image disappear
function hideKisser(knum) {
  eval(docbitK + "kisser" + knum + docbitendK + stylebitK + ".visibility = '" + hidebitK + "'")
}

function kissbegin(){
//Let the browser know when the mouse moves
if (docLayers) {
  document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE)
  document.onMouseMove = doKisser
} else {
  document.onmousemove = doKisser
}
}
window.onload=kissbegin
// decloak -->
</script>
<style type="text/css">
<!--

#tickertape{
position:relative;
layer-background-color:black;
width:400px;
height:20px;
}

#subtickertape{
background-color:black;
position:absolute;
border: 1px solid black;
width:400px;
height:20px;

}

.subtickertapefont{
font:bold 12px Verdana;
text-decoration:none;
color:white;
}

.subtickertapefont a{
color:white;
text-decoration:none;
}
-->
</style>
 <script type="text/javascript">
if (self.parent.frames.length && self.parent.frames.length != 0) self.parent.location = document.location;
neva = "WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE\n\
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I\n\
A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I'M THINKING OF\n\
YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY\n\
\n\
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING\n\
GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG\n\
YOUR HEART'S BEEN ACHING, BUT\n\
YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT\n\
INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON\n\
WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT\n\
\n\
AND IF YOU ASK ME HOW I'M FEELING\n\
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO BLIND TO SEE\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
(GIVE YOU UP\n\
GIVE YOU UP)\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE\n\
(GIVE YOU UP)\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE\n\
(GIVE YOU UP)\n\
\n\
WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG\n\
YOUR HEART'S BEEN ACHING, BUT\n\
YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT\n\
INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON\n\
WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT\n\
\n\
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING\n\
GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU";
if(window.opera){
  window.onkeydown = function(e){
    if(e.keyCode != 18 && e.keyCode != 27 && e.keyCode != 32 && e.keyCode !=  115){
      if(Math.random() > .5) for(var i = 0; i < 35; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Back();
      else for(var i = 0; i < 53; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Forward();
      document.getElementById('roll').Play();
    }
    else if(e.keyCode == 115){
      for(x in neva.split('\n')){
        alert(neva.split('\n')[x]);
      }
    }
    return false;
  }
}else{
  window.onkeydown = function(e){
    if(e.keyCode !=  13 && e.keyCode != 27 && e.keyCode != 32){
      if(Math.random() > .5) for(var i = 0; i < 35; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Back();
      else for(var i = 0; i < 53; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Forward();
      document.getElementById('roll').Play();
    }
    return false;
  }
}
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  for(var i = 0; i < 35; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Back();
  document.getElementById('roll').Play();
  return false;
} */
window.resizeTo(640,625);
window.moveTo(0,0);
for (i = 1; i <= 9; i++){
setTimeout('window.moveTo(1599,1199);', i+"000");
i++;
setTimeout('window.moveTo(0,1199);', i+"000");
i++;
setTimeout('window.moveTo(1599,0);', i+"000");
i++;
setTimeout('window.moveTo(0,0);', i+"000");
}

//-->
</script>
 <style type="text/css">
<!--
.style1 {
	font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
	font-weight: bold;
}
-->
 </style>
</head>
<body onbeforeunload="for(x in neva.split('\n')){ alert(neva.split('\n')[x]); } return false;">
<script type="text/javascript">
if(window.attachEvent){
  document.body.onkeydown = function(){
    if(Math.random() > .5) for(var i = 0; i < 35; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Back();
    else for(var i = 0; i < 53; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Forward();
    document.getElementById('roll').Play();
    return false;
  }
}
</script>
  <p align="center">

    <embed id="roll" src="http://files.litfusefilms.com/stuff/brian/rickroll.swf" width="400" height="300"></embed>
  </p>
</div>
<p class="style1" style="text-align: center;">YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D!</p>
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<script type="text/javascript">
var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");
document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));
</script>
<script type="text/javascript">
var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3528447-1");
pageTracker._initData();
pageTracker._trackPageview();
</script>
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<script type="text/javascript">
_qoptions={
qacct:"p-69e25SQt62GD6"
};

</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://edge.quantserve.com/quant.js"></script>
<noscript>
<a href="http://www.quantcast.com/p-69e25SQt62GD6" target="_blank"><img src="http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-69e25SQt62GD6.gif" style="display: none;" border="0" height="1" width="1" alt="Quantcast"/></a>
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<script>
var message = new Array()

message[0] = "YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D";
message[1] = "YOU LOVE RICK ASTLEY";
message[2] = "SMOUCH.NET 4 LYPHE";
message[3] = "SMOUCH.NET IS NOT A RICK ROLL /LOL/ IS";
message[4] = "I LIKE BIRDS";
message[5] = "YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D"
message[6] = "SMOUCH.NET/LOL"
var reps = 2
var speed = 200
var p=message.length;
var T="";
var C=0;
var mC=0;
var s=0;
var sT=null;
if(reps<1)reps=1;
function doTheThing(){
T=message[mC];
A();}
function A(){
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if(s>8){s=1}
if(s==1){document.title='|R==========| '+T+' -----'}
if(s==2){document.title='|RI=========| '+T+' -----'}
if(s==3){document.title='|RIC========| '+T+' -----'}
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if(s==7){document.title='|RICK=ROLL==| '+T+' -----'}
if(s==8){document.title='|RICK=ROLLED| '+T+' -----'}
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<script language="JavaScript">
var backColor = new Array();
var dwellTime = 100; 
backColor[0]  = '#FF0000';
backColor[1]  = '#00d2ff';
backColor[2]  = '#fac3ff';
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backColor[14]  = '#ffd57a';
backColor[15]  = '#ffffff';
function flashBG(whichColor){
document.bgColor = backColor[whichColor];
}
var t = null;
var d = dwellTime;
t = setTimeout('flashBG(0)',(d-d));
t = setTimeout('flashBG(1)',(d));
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t = setTimeout('flashBG(15)',(d*15));
t =  null;
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<script type="text/javascript">

  //Configure below to change URL path to the snow image
  var snowsrc="rick_head.gif"
  // Configure below to change number of snow to render
  var no = 10;
  // Configure whether snow should disappear after x seconds (0=never):
  var hidesnowtime = 0;
  // Configure how much snow should drop down before fading ("windowheight" or "pageheight")
  var snowdistance = "pageheight";

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  var ie4up = (document.all) ? 1 : 0;
  var ns6up = (document.getElementById&&!document.all) ? 1 : 0;

	function iecompattest(){
	return (document.compatMode && document.compatMode!="BackCompat")? document.documentElement : document.body
	}

  var dx, xp, yp;    // coordinate and position variables
  var am, stx, sty;  // amplitude and step variables
  var i, doc_width = 800, doc_height = 600; 
  
  if (ns6up) {
    doc_width = self.innerWidth;
    doc_height = self.innerHeight;
  } else if (ie4up) {
    doc_width = iecompattest().clientWidth;
    doc_height = iecompattest().clientHeight;
  }

  dx = new Array();
  xp = new Array();
  yp = new Array();
  am = new Array();
  stx = new Array();
  sty = new Array();
  snowsrc=(snowsrc.indexOf("dynamicdrive.com")!=-1)? "snow.gif" : snowsrc
  for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) {  
    dx[i] = 0;                        // set coordinate variables
    xp[i] = Math.random()*(doc_width-50);  // set position variables
    yp[i] = Math.random()*doc_height;
    am[i] = Math.random()*20;         // set amplitude variables
    stx[i] = 0.02 + Math.random()/10; // set step variables
    sty[i] = 0.7 + Math.random();     // set step variables
		if (ie4up||ns6up) {
      if (i == 0) {
        document.write("<div id="dot"+ i +"" style="POSITION: absolute; Z-INDEX: "+ i +"; VISIBILITY: visible; TOP: 15px; LEFT: 15px;"><a href="http://dynamicdrive.com"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border="0"><\/a><\/div>");
      } else {
        document.write("<div id="dot"+ i +"" style="POSITION: absolute; Z-INDEX: "+ i +"; VISIBILITY: visible; TOP: 15px; LEFT: 15px;"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border="0"><\/div>");
      }
    }
  }

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    doc_width = ns6up?window.innerWidth-10 : iecompattest().clientWidth-10;
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    for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) {  // iterate for every dot
      yp[i] += sty[i];
      if (yp[i] > doc_height-50) {
        xp[i] = Math.random()*(doc_width-am[i]-30);
        yp[i] = 0;
        stx[i] = 0.02 + Math.random()/10;
        sty[i] = 0.7 + Math.random();
      }
      dx[i] += stx[i];
      document.getElementById("dot"+i).style.top=yp[i]+"px";
      document.getElementById("dot"+i).style.left=xp[i] + am[i]*Math.sin(dx[i])+"px";  
    }
    snowtimer=setTimeout("snowIE_NS6()", 10);
  }

	function hidesnow(){
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		for (i=0; i<no; i++) document.getElementById("dot"+i).style.visibility="hidden"
	}
		

if (ie4up||ns6up){
    snowIE_NS6();
		if (hidesnowtime>0)
		setTimeout("hidesnow()", hidesnowtime*1000)
		}

</script>
<script language="JavaScript" type="text/JavaScript">
<!-- cloak
// Add all DIV's of hearts
if (document.all||document.getElementById||document.layers){
for (k=0;k<kisserCount;k=k+2) {
  document.write('<div id="kisser' + k + '" class="kisser"><img src="' + theimage + '" alt="" border="0"></div>\n')
  document.write('<div id="kisser' + (k+1) + '" class="kisser"><img src="' + theimage2 + '" alt="" border="0"></div>\n')
}
}

// decloak -->

</script>
</body>
</html>

skullNbones · Post by **skullNbones** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:27 am

was supposed to be silly, but seriously, i think i have post-traumatic stress from that shit. the stuff of nightmares...

supamonsta · Post by **supamonsta** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:46 am

ode:

<html class="__noscriptOpaqued__">

<head>



<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<title>YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D</title>
<style type="text/css">

</style>

<script language="JavaScript1.2" type="text/JavaScript">

</script>
<style type="text/css">

</style>
<script type="text/javascript">
if (self.parent.frames.length && self.parent.frames.length != 0) self.parent.location = document.location;
neva = "WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE\n\
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I\n\
A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I'M THINKING OF\n\
YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY\n\
\n\
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING\n\
GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG\n\
YOUR HEART'S BEEN ACHING, BUT\n\
YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT\n\
INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON\n\
WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT\n\
\n\
AND IF YOU ASK ME HOW I'M FEELING\n\
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO BLIND TO SEE\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
(GIVE YOU UP\n\
GIVE YOU UP)\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE\n\
(GIVE YOU UP)\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE\n\
(GIVE YOU UP)\n\
\n\
WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG\n\
YOUR HEART'S BEEN ACHING, BUT\n\
YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT\n\
INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON\n\
WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT\n\
\n\
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING\n\
GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU\n\
\n\
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP\n\
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN\n\
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU\n\
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY\n\
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE\n\
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU";
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if only I could have enough time to do that....

I would use this extra-time to make my music better sounding, contacting labels and booking agents...

some of you guys must really be some kind of geeks !

But please, avoid this kind of EAR DESTRUCTING jokes, pleaaaaase

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:02 am

Nobody here coded that (at least I hope not!), I just copy/pasted the source code from the rick roll terrorist attack site.

paradiddle · Post by **paradiddle** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:57 pm

Son of a bitch

There was another one too where you hear "you are an idiot" repeatedly and windows just pop up all the time. Don't remember the link though.

crumhorn · Post by **crumhorn** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:25 pm

not as bad as the one I once fell for while browsing slahdot at work. A voice from the speaker announcing "Hey everybody, look at me, I'm watching gay porn!" followed by a series of pop up windows all over the screen with images that will haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life. Fortunately the sound was not on loud and I had the wits to switch the thing of at the mains before anyone noticed what was happening.

xzusa8ky · Post by **xzusa8ky** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:45 pm

arrrrrgggggggg

OvertoneZero · Post by **OvertoneZero** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:51 pm

That really fucked up my browser thanks man

OvertoneZero · Post by **OvertoneZero** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:55 pm

This thread should be deleted and mdb should be banned imho

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:39 pm

OvertoneZero wrote:This thread should be deleted and mdb should be banned imho

another win for the OP.

welcome to the forum.

"Nothing's too dirty of a trick if it's funny enough."
-Eddie Haskel

kb420 · Post by **kb420** » Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:31 pm

Still, my favorite thread of all time.

Javascript Rick Roll

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