Live 8 is Pain and Suffering

[Moosh]

Dear Ableton team,

You guys are like a really hot [girl/guy depending on the reader's gender] that has successfully teased us with saying you'll be putting out [Live 8, APC, other stuff] but now are forcing us to wait.

This is pretty mean, and I want you to know that as a child of high speed lines, information, and immediate gratification - that the suspense is killing us!!!

Moosh

[4.33]

so write a song about it

[glitchrock-buddha]

Dear Ableton team,

You guys are like a really hot [girl/guy depending on the reader's gender] that has successfully teased us with saying you'll be putting out [Live 8, APC, other stuff] but now are forcing us to wait.

This is pretty mean, and I want you to know that as a child of high speed lines, information, and immediate gratification - that the suspense is killing us!!!

Moosh

It's in beta. If people were able to buy Live 8 as a beta build, there would be a lot of complaining about bugs.

[n0nce]

a bunch of whiny shite

go examine yourself in the bathroom and see if you've sprouted any pubes yet.

[Moosh]

Seriously???

I get that the idea is to flush out the beta bugs and get it market ready. However, a lot of tech companies keep beta under wraps, not so public, and don't necessarily come out and hype stuff with an unspecified duration of beta testing between the PR and the actual release.

Point of the post was in jest. Get a sense of humor! There's no need to be a hater n0nce.