Who should we hate on next?

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Post by Silwolffe » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:20 am

smutek wrote:I used to go to school with this guy named Kris.

He would discreetly pick his nose when he thought no one was watching and smear it on the inside of his desk.

About an hour later he would break it off and eat it.
Glad I wasn't the only one who did this.

Wait, what.

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Post by nuxnamon » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:12 am

smutek wrote:I used to go to school with this guy named Kris.

He would discreetly pick his nose when he thought no one was watching and smear it on the inside of his desk.

About an hour later he would break it off and eat it.

This was in 3rd grade. For some reason I never forgot that. Even then I thought it to be peculiar behavior.

Later in life he would purposely shit his pants at parties, you know, just as a joke.

This I never understood.

Reminds me of something..
I used to work at a fast food chain restaurant back in the day.. Most of the people at the in the kitchen were always high and eating most of the stuff in the back.. But one guy used to pick his nose and flick it in the french fry fryer.. It's gross and all but also funny how nose goblins curl up like battered onion rings or something and sizzle in the fryer. kinda looked crunchy. Word to the wise.. don't ever piss off the workers at fast food places, even the cashiers.. the grill people have their back and I've seen plenty spit on burgers and serve it to customers who gave workers a hard time.. I never did anything like that.. The worst I did was short change some on chicken nuggets or something..

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Post by pulsoc » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:21 am

A buddy of mine dipped his nuts in the honey mustard at a deli he worked at on his last day. I worked restaurants for years, and was surprised how rarely cooks actually did horrible things. But it was often enough to scare the crap out of me.

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Post by doc holiday » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:21 pm

in my 20 years in the restaurant biz i never saw deliberate things that were gross.


just stuff like that sweaty guy always rubbing his sweat off with his hands and touching all the food.

or sick servers sneezing in their hand and going about their business.

tons of nasty stuff going on under the radar into pretty much everyones dish.

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Post by Stigmama » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:06 pm

pulsoc wrote:A buddy of mine dipped his nuts in the honey mustard at a deli he worked at on his last day. I worked restaurants for years, and was surprised how rarely cooks actually did horrible things. But it was often enough to scare the crap out of me.
What`s worse, eating a nut mustard sandwhich or havnig your nuts covered with mustard? These people need to get more creative.
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Post by john doe by choice » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:21 pm

There will always be some humorless tard starting a "Live 8 RELEASED" thread, and once L8 is out, it will be the same for Live 9, and so on.

Or you could go back to hating DeadMau5 - I heard he got a grammy nomination or something like that

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Post by ThrowAway » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:53 am

top 5 reasons to hate tiesto: 1 his hair style 2 he is a bland trance dj 3 in the time it took me to type reasons 1 and 2 he has changed his hair style to something equally obnoxious 4 he reminds me of the glow stick boy jason stabs with a pole in the movie "freddy vs jason"5 once again I'm sure he has change his hair style to something even worse

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Post by djadonis206 » Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:24 am

pulsoc wrote:A buddy of mine dipped his nuts in the honey mustard at a deli he worked at on his last day. I worked restaurants for years, and was surprised how rarely cooks actually did horrible things. But it was often enough to scare the crap out of me.
That's horrible - I don't think I'll eat out ever again


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Re: Who should we hate on next?

Post by Khazul » Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:31 am

beats me wrote:I don't know if this means electronica is stagnating in general but there seems to be a lack of recently successful artists that everybody is hating on for it. So who's the Tiesto/Justice/Deadmau5 of the moment and why do we hate them?

I like to keep up on these things.
Isnt is basically anyone who is sucessful when the hater isnt?

If folks put as much energy into studying why those people are sucessful as they did in hating them - perhaps the haters may instead enjoy more success.

I wish Tiesto every success - and especially if he decided to play one or more of my remixes/music his year. Same for any other sucessful DJ.

Sucessful producers OTOH are competition and so they need studying, not hating ;)
Nothing to see here - move along!

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Post by aqua_tek » Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:45 am

I'm hating on myself for my bad timing, which has prevented me from scoring a beta slot for L8

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Post by Mr Mowgli » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:47 am

Less hatin' more Lovin! LOL
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Post by n0nce » Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:31 pm

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