HELP!! My best friend just asked me out!!

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:08 am

navitus wrote:
Do u REALLY want me to keep u all posted about the progress ?

Hell yeah, you can't just leave us all hanging................

Got to know what happens next.

sven303 · Post by **sven303** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:13 am

Actually I think you need to post a picture of her so we can take a vote whether you should hit it or not.

Then you can tell her its a community issue and you have to go with the majority vote....that way your off the hook as it will be our fault!!!
Tell her its the musician code and its been that way for thousands of years.

Maybe if you can get a couple of pics at least one clothed obviously, so we can see what she would look like if you needed to go out for the night.

This has been one of the most amusing posts on this site for ages, you have to keep us informed of how the story pans out. Mainly because I have fuck all else going on in my life....lol

Cryptic UK · Post by **Cryptic UK** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:31 am

Rave wrote:Yeah this forum rocks , tis full of funny people who also know what they are fooking talking about too.

Are you being sarcastic?

Cryptic UK · Post by **Cryptic UK** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:37 am

Rave wrote:
Cryptic UK wrote:
Rave wrote:Yeah this forum rocks , tis full of funny people who also know what they are fooking talking about too.
Are you being sarcastic?
I take it back I forgot about you

Yes and I represent the whole forum.

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:38 am

UPDATE!!!!!

So i get a call from the office from another co-worker and he says : "DUDE!!! Whats wrong ?? what happened ? She is acting super weird, she is annoyed, sad, angry and wont work and cancelled a meeting saying "Everything in my life has shattered". !!!!!!

I think she is gonna go psycho on me now!

So i call her up and ask her why she is letting it affect work, and she says its my fault and that i am an asshole.

If i know women, now she will be MORE attracted to me coz now i am an asshole.

I wish i could hide in an aux buss behind a grain delay plug-in!!!

Oh no!!!

Meef Chaloin · Post by **Meef Chaloin** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:47 am

navitus wrote:
If i know women, now she will be MORE attracted to me coz now i am an asshole.

too right

slatepipe · Post by **slatepipe** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:52 am

she sounds odd

go and draw on her face with a felt tip pen

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:52 am

Wow,

It seems to be going really badly.

I can only imagine how psyco she would have gone if you had've screwed her and then told her that you have no feeling for her.

Count your blessings. She'll get over it soon enough.

knj19 · Post by **knj19** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:52 am

shite!! what a position to be in..

just tell her to grow the f*ck up, grow a pair and be a f**king man about it!!!

kb420 · Post by **kb420** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:01 am

navitus wrote:UPDATE!!!!!

So i get a call from the office from another co-worker and he says : "DUDE!!! Whats wrong ?? what happened ? She is acting super weird, she is annoyed, sad, angry and wont work and cancelled a meeting saying "Everything in my life has shattered". !!!!!!

I think she is gonna go psycho on me now!

So i call her up and ask her why she is letting it affect work, and she says its my fault and that i am an asshole.

If i know women, now she will be MORE attracted to me coz now i am an asshole.

I wish i could hide in an aux buss behind a grain delay plug-in!!!

Oh no!!!

Well, it sounds like there is only one thing to do.

You have to take one for the team and do her. Even if you don't want to date her, thats the only way things will get back to normal.

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:05 am

Guys!! I cannot bone her!!!! That will be like signing my death warrant!!
Thank God i never nailed her!

and truth be told I CANNOT!!!!!!! If i thought it was a possibility and would help matters i would!

knj19 · Post by **knj19** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:34 am

yea get a pic up..we NEED to see her!!!

Froschfinger · Post by **Froschfinger** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:37 am

No. We need two pics. Include one that's depicting you as well. This is a terrible story for terrible people like us, so we need more insight and material. The thread already works well. Get it burning right now.

sven303 · Post by **sven303** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:38 am

Whereabouts does this girl live....i seem to attract psychos, so it wont be such a culture shock for me, to take one for the team.

Would you regard her as a 1 paper bagger or a 2 paper bagger
The 2nd bag being for me just in case hers falls off....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... per+bagger

knj19 · Post by **knj19** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:03 pm

ill take 1 for the team too ......

the way things r going it will be the team taking one for navitus