HELP!! My best friend just asked me out!!

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:05 am

navitus wrote:QUICK UPDATE: I got a call about 20 mins back, it was 4:40am and i was editing a video for work. She asked how work was coming along and she kept laughing!!!! LAUGHING at nothing and i said i had to get back to work, so she laughed even more and hung up!

and she's your boss?

any other minor details you left out? is she pregnant? a transvestite? related to you?

fuck her, just do it really poorly, you're fucked regardless.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:14 am

^ I say you have no choice but to intercourse with your tranny sister boss who you impregnated.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:28 am

nebulae wrote:
beats me wrote:
navitus wrote:Not our people at all........
Neb is from bangladesh and i am from pakistan.
Is that a real news story ????
Scarily enough, yes.

neb doesn't mind being the spokesperson for all brown folk everywhere. He has no less than 37 nationalities listed on his resume.
Let me clarify...Beats Me, as a typical white male, pretty much thinks we all look the same anyways. So what's the real difference.

I don't know man. Now that I got home and can access myspace I have to say the resemblance is remarkable in this case.

I think you both need to sit down with your parents and ask about that "crazy summer in the 70's" again.

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:34 am

^^^
TD and Neb are right. The only recourse is to anally rape her, badly. Be pathetic afterwards, some people like to be abused, but if the guy is whinny / not dominant it doesn't 'work'.

If that doesn't get rid of her, she's a keeper.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:49 am

^ you honkey mother fucker...we're Muslims...we never had a crazy summer in the 70s!!!

*sigh*

It's like talking to a brick wall...

leedsquietman · Post by **leedsquietman** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:56 am

Jeez, you got 'close' to a woman as a "friend" (only do this with lesbians as noted previously, because otherwise sexual tension and crazy shit is bound to happen or a woman you're mad about in love with, who will then proceed to ignore you and have no sexual interest in you, period ) and then she not only is a co-worker, but she's the BOSS

You're screwed mate - get your passport and run. Don't stop running until you're at the airport and get on the first flight to dubai or saudi and see if you can pick up another well paying job in your field. If you stay, not only are you going to have a bunny boiler stalker to deal with, you are also going to have your ass fired. And honour dictates you walk (or in this case, RUN) before this occurs. And pray she doesn't hire private detectives to track you down.

Then learn your life lesson - cardinal rules - NEVER befriend a woman that you are not interested in sexually and NEVER get deep with a co-worker, especially if she's the boss - then you are just a piece of sh*t booty call who will get his ass fired if you don't pamper and indulge her like a man servant. That is not just playing with fire, that is sticking your whole head in a blast furnace and clicking the on button...

Or just turn gay and head for San Fran. This would probably be the easiest option

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:02 am

nebulae wrote:^ you honkey mother fucker...we're Muslims...we never had a crazy summer in the 70s!!!

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:09 am

lol "....any other details you didn't mention...."

Your boss, this is a bad siutation!

But really, she is attractive, so I think the loss is yours. It can work out, I know a guy who ended up marrying his boss. But she also supports his musical endeavours.

On the other hand, a relationship with someone you work with can burn out pretty quickly: you just see too much of them.

but don't listen to me, I've been married so long that the notion that.... I'm just struck by the novelty that a woman can actually be interested enough in a man to be upset about not getting him

.

[edit] also, Homebelly, unless you are at least as pretty as the lady in the purple shirt, plz don't PM me about the furry mask thing

Homebelly · Post by **Homebelly** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:48 am

mikemc wrote:
[edit] also, Homebelly, unless you are at least as pretty as the lady in the purple shirt, plz don't PM me about the furry mask thing

Does it matter?
Isn't that the point of the fury mask?
Besides, I may not be pretty, but i have got hidden talents...

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:50 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA, my picture here on these forums!!!!!
Ridiculous!!

Not my BOSS, line manager, and that will make work SO difficult! Intercourse with this chick will be the last intercourse i'll ever have.
I'll never forgive her for laughing when a gig got cancelled and the other day i told her my studio mac wasnt behaving and she laughed. She competes with my music which is SUCH A TURRRRRNNNN OFF!!!!!!

I really really wish one of u would take her off my back.
Anyone wanna visit Pakistan ??

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:58 am

Wait a second...........Neb!!! we do look alike!!
This thread is evolving in weird ways........
its almost 8am, i'm off to bed........will see u guys in 8 hrs. who wants to bet when i wake up there will be missed calls or a text message from her......

ilia · Post by **ilia** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:13 am

navitus wrote: I really really wish one of u would take her off my back.
Anyone wanna visit Pakistan ??

I always use any chance I get to fly Pakistani Air!

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:14 am

Crap, i forgot another thing which just struck me..........

Last weekend, i was playing a small party, she was there too with some of her friends and they did Xtacy...........her feelings must have escalated on MDMA!!!
Maybe i can subtly hint that its the MDMA causing these feelings and these aren't real........
will have to sleep on this one.
G'nite "team"!

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:11 am

OMG,

She's a drug taking psycho, she' obsessed with you and she's your boss.

Man, you are screwed.

Sleep well tonight.

littlepig · Post by **littlepig** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:44 am

Well seeing as your screwed anyway perhaps you should just have sex with her,at least that way you would get something out of the situation.

If you don't and she is ever in London I'd be happy to console her (but perhaps my gf wouldn't be so pleased)