The Best Synth for Mastering - Pros ONLY!

[mikemc]

... did you just do one and it spread on the dance floor? ...

am I the only one who finds this sentence offensive?

The way you parsed it is definitely weird.

but if timothyallan is evilevilevil then damn he's a funny one that one.

[timothyallan]

It would have been more offensive if he said this:

... did you just do two and it spread on the dance floor? ...

Also, alas no I am not EvilEvilEvil. Although we seem to have a bit of the same sense of humor, or lack of.

[djsynchro]

A master keyboard is good

[Tone Deft]

if it's not a compressor you shouldn't be using it.

/thread

[Tarekith]

[Tone Deft]

levels below -3dB aren't worth mastering.

[timothyallan]

levels below -3dB aren't worth mastering.

Anything with an RMS below -3db isn't worth mastering either, send them back to remix that sucker so it doesn't sound like soft girly boy music!

[sublimelobc]

You guys think your Masters are ready for release, the truth is....you're all just a bunch of Master-Betas!

Run your mixes through ALL T-Racks presets (minimum) consecutively before you report back and claim you have a true mastered piece. (don't forget to keep it above -3db}

Alternatively, you may use a circuit bent synth....be creative with this, just randomly reroute wires inside any Jupiter 8 or Yamaha DX-1.

[mikemc]

It would have been more offensive if he said this:

... did you just do two and it spread on the dance floor? ...

Also, alas no I am not EvilEvilEvil. Although we seem to have a bit of the same sense of humor, or lack of.

well this is good news. Meanwhile, the synthesizer that is best for mastering is this one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/HEWLETT-PACKARD-333 ... 7C294%3A50

because it is *automatic*.

[Tone Deft]

^ the good HP stuff, before they broke that division off into Agilent and started making everything out of plastic.

[timothyallan]

Old HP stuff is great, has that warmness you just can't get these days. Love those big number keys too for punching in numbers.

[Subficial]