Family on social network sites

[markoos]

Nice idea..

http://sitonmyfacebook.com/ is also taken

http://www.notjustanotherprettyfacebook.com/ is free, but a terrible idea

that's all I have

http://getoutofmyfacebook.com/ is taken too...shame, would've made a nice haven for everyone whose 'facebooks' (?) have been saturated by employers/family...

[john doe by choice]

...may be getting booted from facebook momentarily for a sweet email. Found this guy who ripped off some of my friends in high school, sent him an email telling him how much of a scumbag he is. Obviously not important anymore, but it still felt nice. Faceless trolls, eat your weak hearts out.

[OvertoneZero]

Holy christ, your internet balls are the size of watermelons.

[arafel]

Telling someone to bugger off on the inteweb, is just as easy as it is in person . It is just not as enjoyable.

I use Facebook as a way to keep tabs on my friends and family..

Some morons post every detail about their droll existance. Like.. "Lookin forward to Spaguchi's - took me 2 weeks to get a reservation".
And the updates make it so much easier to mess with them.

Like... Phone Spaguchis... cancel the reservation, or change it to an hour later. Wait and Giggle

And the best part is... You dont have to reciprocate with any real 'details' about your life...

You gotta follow your nature.. if your a grumpy, sarcastic ass, so be it... live it!

Your friends and family will appreciate it, eventually.
When they are in on the joke.

[john doe by choice]

Holy christ, your internet balls are the size of watermelons.

Obviously not important anymore, but it still felt nice.

[beats me]

I'm really finding it quite strange that there's certain people I can talk to everyday or ramble on this site all day long but after connecting with people that were once good friends many years ago, and when presented with the "What's new?" question I'm pulling a total blank. In some twisted way it feels like a reversal on the "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now? 10 years from now?" interview question. Sure a lot has happened in the last 10 years, but nothing to summarize and no major societal check boxes to mark off. Still no wife, kids, or CEO position at a successful start up. I guess nothing has changed.

Thanks facebook for slapping me in the face with reality.