rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

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rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by jsg4z » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:39 am

seriously, if i hear one more guy order this at the coffee shop...

if you don't want to get fat, don't order a latte, order espresso.

if you don't like the taste of espresso, y r u ordering it!?

don't put a bunch of random crap in it.

you're dumb for not liking espresso.

it is delicious.

i hope you get fat.

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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by hurlingdervish » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:04 am

black iced no sugar no creme

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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by Johnisfaster » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:38 am

jsg4z wrote:seriously, if i hear one more guy order this at the coffee shop...

if you don't want to get fat, don't order a latte, order espresso.

if you don't like the taste of espresso, y r u ordering it!?

don't put a bunch of random crap in it.

you're dumb for not liking espresso.

it is delicious.

i hope you get fat.
or you could get over it and let people like what they like.

I feel you though, I used to work in a coffee shop. You want to strangle every fat republican b**ch that orders extra whipped cream and says something like "I guess I can cheat today"
It was as if someone shook up a 6 foot can of blood soda and suddenly popped the top.

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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by v76 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:06 am

Johnisfaster wrote: You want to strangle every fat republican b**ch that orders extra whipped cream and says something like "I guess I can cheat today"
bwahahah :mrgreen: HATE!

On another note, I recently got a Saeco espresso machine. The basic one. Best investment I made in a long time. Crema, crema, cremaaaaaaa!
Only bad thing is that now it costs me a lot more for the good beans... it really makes the disgusting stuff undrinkable, kinda like putting fried potatoes oil in a Ferrari I guess.

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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by loquat » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:30 am

hurlingdervish wrote:black iced no sugar no creme
Is the way to go.

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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by longjohns » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:47 am

if I ever say the word venti I will kill myself. grande too

it just burns me that at some point in time somebody just decided to change to these stupid words

when I was young, we'd walk 10 miles in the snow to the coffee shop, and we were glad to be there too, and we'd order a tall drink. it was called tall because it was tall. taller than the ordinary drink. now tall apparently is the smallest drink you can get. if I walked 10 miles in the snow to the coffee shop, and ordered a tall drink, and got a little drink, I would not be glad to be there

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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by DangerousDave » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:58 am

longjohns wrote:if I ever say the word venti I will kill myself. grande too

it just burns me that at some point in time somebody just decided to change to these stupid words

when I was young, we'd walk 10 miles in the snow to the coffee shop, and we were glad to be there too, and we'd order a tall drink. it was called tall because it was tall. taller than the ordinary drink. now tall apparently is the smallest drink you can get. if I walked 10 miles in the snow to the coffee shop, and ordered a tall drink, and got a little drink, I would not be glad to be there
Is that a real story? or is that outta the "back when I was young" book set.... :?
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Post by UKRuss » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:59 am

I don't go nowhere in the morning without my triple hazlenut dash decaff skinny cappu.

It's androgenous yes, but this is London.

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Post by slatepipe » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:34 am

venti??? what is that?

expressos with no milk or sugar drunk continuously throughout the day do me fine.
or if i can find them - ristrettos

or turkish coffee - delicious bitter mud

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Post by leedsquietman » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:15 pm

UK Russ confesses to being a hip METROSEXUAL !

8O

But yes, easier in London, than in some inbred Yorkshire village, where all we had to eat was stale Hovis and pigeons (when they're done racing, they go nicely in a pie) and we drank Tetley's beer from the age of 5 years old while keeping the ferrets and whippets happy. And we had to walk 10 miles over t'muddy field to wash our clothes in the river.
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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by UKRuss » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:58 pm

That's more than you deserved you filthy northern monkeys!

*sips from cappu and adjusts coloured ray bans while tucking leather document holder under arm and mincing off down Chancery lane**

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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by slatepipe » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:01 pm

i love being a filthy northern monkey. i bin in london nearly 20 years now and i still got my fookin' reet mint accent

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Post by Ed J » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:02 pm

I am actually at work at the minute, sat nearly directly above a loverly bar named the Northern Monkey. :)
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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by UKRuss » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:08 pm

shhhh, don't tell anyone. I am actually from Durham originally. No accent though, we left when I was 3. :D

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Re: rant: men cannot order venti sugarfree nonfat lattes anymore

Post by aisling » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:04 pm

French press with cardamon, none of that diner drip shit!
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