Do you have a masturbation problem?

[ChiDJ]

Real life example.

My neighbor, (who is old world mexican), is having a wedding celebration. Chocha times 10. but does that mean I should hit it??? There's a few hot latinas in their teens and 20's...and they're all about the gringo cock. But, does that mean I should hit it? I mean, "of age" in Mexico is still not quite legal in the US.

I'm horny, but should I wake up with regrets and green card liability??

T-

[nebulae]

There is no green card liability (so long as you don't agree to go on the Maury show and give your DNA - what moron agrees to that?!)

[musikmachine]

no American Pie style Apple Pie mentioned on this survey !

Fail.

[ChiDJ]

I think I'l stick to the $200.00 hookers on Craig's list.

[ChiDJ]

I guess Neb tok some children's Nyquil and Passed the fuck out....

Sux to be old.

[nebulae]

I'm watching Signs with my son. It's late. The movie is spookier when it's late.

[ChiDJ]

I'm watching Signs with my son. It's late. The movie is spookier when it's late.

Good Flick. You're edumacating Neb Jr. Good.

T-

[bosonHavoc]

i have never had a problem masturbating
its like the easiest thing to do... well except when your drunk... or on coke.. or on ecstasy..
i've never thought about it on acid.. but i have done it on mushrooms

[snakedogman]

haha yeah the problem when masturbating on xtc is that you really want to do it but then it doesn't work

[d-track]

hehe
i was on e but the party was sucks in any way so i head back home.
ive noticed i am too high and i should do something.
guess what?:)
it was oh yeah.
funny thing is the pill labeled as "sex"

[Keyser Soze]

Only a tosser would start a thread about masturbation. Not surprisingly, it was started by the biggest wanker on this forum.

You obviously don't give a damn what your clients and work colleagues would think about you should they ever accidentally stumble upon these pages. The subject matter of the majority of your posts is worrying. I certainly wouldn't want you to handle my legal affairs. Your attempts at humour are inane at best.

[ghast]

That can't be right. I scored a zero. I've done test/deca cycles in the past! That cannot be right!!

[nebulae]

It's time to tell the truth about Keyser Soze. Before I say anything else, let me remind Keyser that he seems unable to think of turns of speech that aren't hackneyed. What really grates on my nerves, however, is that Keyser's prose consists less of words chosen for the sake of their meaning than of phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated henhouse.

On theoretical grounds alone, Keyser's statements are so filled with errors that I feel some futility in replying to them. Not that I've come to expect any better from Keyser. His claim that he is omnipotent is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. Separatism doesn't work. So why does Keyser cling to it? The answer is almost absolutely obvious—this isn't rocket science, you know. The key is that Keyser sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest troublemakers nab the biggest prizes. We must present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future. Only then can a society free of his meddlesome, misinformed epigrams blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that he has allowed himself to become a spokesman for the same point of view shared by overweening demoniacs, vengeful jabberers, and the worst kinds of crass litterbugs I've ever seen while masquerading as an outspoken radical bucking the system.

I'd advise Keyser to stop being so dictatorial. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that every time Keyser gets caught trying to dress up his profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his peons always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does because, as they believe, newspapers should report only on items he agrees with. Of perhaps even more concern is that it's his deep-seated belief that we ought to worship deluded, iconoclastic ochlocrats as folk heroes. Sure, he might be able to justify conclusions like that—using biased or one-sided information, of course—but I prefer to know the whole story. In this case, the whole story is that Keyser has gotten away with so much for so long that he's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only a man without any sense of limits could desire to destroy our country from within. To close, let me accentuate that if we bring a fresh perspective and new ideas to the current debate we shall not only survive Keyser Soze's attacks; we shall prevail.

[nebulae]

In a related matter, I find it rather hilarious that people want to kick my ass and tell me how horrible a lawyer I am. Don't forget that my music sucks too, and my wife is fugly. And my kid is mutant retard.

Keep it up, fellas...that's how I know that you love me. And how fucking stupid you are if you think ANYTHING you possibly say could ever bother me. But yeah, keep it up. I *heart* you.

[smartass303]

a 9 here...
wanking on drugs just takes longer.

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