Please laugh with me not at me.

[ChiDJ]

Okay, so I'm finally done with all my divorce BS, (it took 3 years). My career has hit a dead end. I'm planning a big 're-invention" of me. I've been single now for 3 months. The majority of it has been spent creating my new path. I finally decide the bleeding has stopped. ie; the ex-cunt can't take any more because the judge has ruled and now it's final.

Okay then, let's take a fucking vacation. Labor Day weekend. "How about New Orleans?" my friend says. "Good Food, swingers, strippers, hoes?". Alrighty then...Book it!

Now, I found out New Orleans is hosting "Decadance" the biggest GAY party of the year!!!!!!

I can't win for losing.

Thought you would all get a laugh. That's why I posted.

FUCK!!!!!!

[alex.the.forge]

oh well, you said you wanted to reinvent yourself! Maybe it's not in the way you expected!

[Homebelly]

Its a fork in the road.
Maybe destiny has made an intervention and is offering you a chance to explore a new orientation in you life style choices.
Who knows, maybe you'll meet a nice man who opens up some aspect of your psyche that has been buried away and kept concealed under a blanket of deep repression. If that is the case and this scenario turns out to be true, then what ever you do, don't move some place that allows same sex marriage. You'll be safe then from another painful divorce.
On the other hand, you might be just the hunky but sensitive guy some on the fence lesbian is looking for.
A couple of hurricanes or Margaretta's and its back to hers for some hetro-get-up-get-down and voila!!
She is cured and back on the straight and narrow..
In which case,,,
you could be back where you are now giving up whats left of your life in another cut throat divorce.

Maybe you should stay home and watch TV???

[McQ714]

maybe should begin reinventing yourself by taking her pics off your webpage! i'm assuming that's her anyway. i don't know why you'd have pics of anyone sitting on the couch to promote yourself, unless it's your wife.

[timothyallan]

you should also reinvent the number of splash and entry screens on there while you're at it.

I reckon you'd get heaps of tail at a huge gay party like that. Chicks really go wild when they think they're around a bunch of gay guys. They don't feel any pressure that they'll get picked up. Then you can swoop in and surprise sex them!

[sparklepuff]

you should also reinvent the number of splash and entry screens on there while you're at it.

I reckon you'd get heaps of tail at a huge gay party like that. Chicks really go wild when they think they're around a bunch of gay guys. They don't feel any pressure that they'll get picked up. Then you can swoop in and surprise sex them!

Excellent advice from Mr. Tim Rapey-Penis Allan.

[timothyallan]

They don't call me Mr Rapey-Penis for nothing!

[pulsoc]

Spread. Your. Cheeks.

[nebulae]

Did someone say GAY?! When will you be there? I'm only 8 hours away.

[hurlingdervish]

Spread. Your. Cheeks.

and bring da lubez

[timothyallan]

A++ That I'm now Pulsocs sig

[Bleep Blop Ima Robot]

Spread. Your. Cheeks.

and bring da lubez

its the other way around...its the butt plug you need to bring

[pulsoc]

A++ That I'm now Pulsocs sig

[hacktheplanet]

Be careful! You might catch the gay!

[alex.the.forge]

you should also reinvent the number of splash and entry screens on there while you're at it.

I reckon you'd get heaps of tail at a huge gay party like that. Chicks really go wild when they think they're around a bunch of gay guys. They don't feel any pressure that they'll get picked up. Then you can swoop in and surprise sex them!

Excellent advice from Mr. Tim Rapey-Penis Allan.

bwahahahahahahahaaaa!

I KNEW you were really the tool man after all!