Please laugh with me not at me.

[ChiDJ]

I cannot understate how relieved I am that you made it back to Chicago alive. Now answer that SMS I sent about whether you dick is still intact.

Yes. My third leg was a soldier. He remains fully intact, but a little sleepy. I tried to seduce him last night and he just rolled over and fell asleep.

[ThrowAway]

You should check the live sex act club...never seen anything like it before in the US. I once watched a girl impale another girl with a baseball bat sized dildo there, from the street outside the club.

Well, I'm back! Just finished my second round of tetanus shots so I think I'm all good!

New Orleans was a blast! It exceeded all my expectations. The Decadance Party, (Gehy Party), was actually very low key compared to Chicago Pride.

Major Props to Neb! First for just showing up. Second for sticking around when he found us in the absolutely filthiest strip club in New Orleans. He walked into Sodom and Gomorrah, grabbed a bar stool, ordered a drink and fit right in.

And third for taking me to the best omelette house in N.O.

I will be making this trip at least annually. Good for the spirit, great for the libido. Bad for the liver!

Tod

PS-I hit every strip club on Bourbon Street and off. (Hit the Hustler club twice).

[nebulae]

Yes. My third leg was a soldier. He remains fully intact, but a little sleepy. I tried to seduce him last night and he just rolled over and fell asleep.

Tod's third leg: takes a lickin' and keeps on dickin' !

[beats me]

Well, I'm back! Just finished my second round of tetanus shots so I think I'm all good!

New Orleans was a blast! It exceeded all my expectations. The Decadance Party, (Gehy Party), was actually very low key compared to Chicago Pride.

Major Props to Neb! First for just showing up. Second for sticking around when he found us in the absolutely filthiest strip club in New Orleans. He walked into Sodom and Gomorrah, grabbed a bar stool, ordered a drink and fit right in.

And third for taking me to the best omelette house in N.O.

I will be making this trip at least annually. Good for the spirit, great for the libido. Bad for the liver!

Tod

PS-I hit every strip club on Bourbon Street and off. (Hit the Hustler club twice).

I hope you managed to maintain some kind of self control over your wallet.

When I roll into strip clubs I like to place a battery powered paper shredder on the table and just toss my ones in that. I generally lose less money that way and I don't walk out with delusions.

[ChiDJ]

Well, I'm back! Just finished my second round of tetanus shots so I think I'm all good!

New Orleans was a blast! It exceeded all my expectations. The Decadance Party, (Gehy Party), was actually very low key compared to Chicago Pride.

Major Props to Neb! First for just showing up. Second for sticking around when he found us in the absolutely filthiest strip club in New Orleans. He walked into Sodom and Gomorrah, grabbed a bar stool, ordered a drink and fit right in.

And third for taking me to the best omelette house in N.O.

I will be making this trip at least annually. Good for the spirit, great for the libido. Bad for the liver!

Tod

PS-I hit every strip club on Bourbon Street and off. (Hit the Hustler club twice).

I hope you managed to maintain some kind of self control over your wallet.

When I roll into strip clubs I like to place a battery powered paper shredder on the table and just toss my ones in that. I generally lose less money that way and I don't walk out with delusions.

A long time ago, I learned to NEVER bring plastic to the clubs. I bring a wad of cash and when it's gone, I'm done. Unfortunately, my friend hadn't learned that lesson yet and he got soaked this trip.

[hurlingdervish]

You should check the live sex act club...never seen anything like it before in the US. I once watched a girl impale another girl with a baseball bat sized dildo there, from the street outside the club.

jesus.

[beats me]

You should check the live sex act club...never seen anything like it before in the US. I once watched a girl impale another girl with a baseball bat sized dildo there, from the street outside the club.

jesus.

Reminds me of the current state of porn with all the piercings, tramp stamps, spit flying everywhere, and women mad at the cock and yelling at it "Fuck that pussy! You like that, don't you!" At what point in history did we decide women acting and looking like Vikings is sexy?

[nebulae]

Agreed...not sexy at all...

[beats me]

Agreed...not sexy at all...

What the picture fails to illustrate is the nipple shanks, half dozen tribal or star tattoos around her mid section, double clit rings, a demanding tone of voice bordering on abusive, and turning her vagina into a spittoon. But hey, if that's your kind of thing then you aren't alone because there's plenty of it to be found on the internet. I think I'll just cash out at this point in our evolution.

[ThrowAway]

Ive seen a few shows there and the other ones were not quit that extreme. That one sticks in my head because Im walking down the street minding my own business drinking my gallon jug of white russian diaquri when I stop to tie my shoe, hear some moaning look over and see kinky kelly ramming ole louie in some hotties tuna town. I thought she was going to die. The girl doing the ramming kind of looks like the viking chick.

You should check the live sex act club...never seen anything like it before in the US. I once watched a girl impale another girl with a baseball bat sized dildo there, from the street outside the club.

jesus.

Reminds me of the current state of porn with all the piercings, tramp stamps, spit flying everywhere, and women mad at the cock and yelling at it "Fuck that pussy! You like that, don't you!" At what point in history did we decide women acting and looking like Vikings is sexy?

[ChiDJ]

Yeah, I saw that place. They still have "sex show images" out front, but they said they're not doing it at the moment.

[ThrowAway]

Yeah, I saw that place. They still have "sex show images" out front, but they said they're not doing it at the moment.

Could have been a locals only night. A few bars I was taken to were entrance by password only, its not uncommon but they were like in the movies when you bang on some service entrance door a huge behometh opens a slot and waits to hear the password. There really is no place Ive ever been to like NO.

[GrooveNinja]

Agreed...not sexy at all...

Her quillions are backwards... I don't think that she is a real Viking chick...