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forge wrote:

yes! what is required is the gentrification of poo. We must all learn to worship our poo as if it were a message from the gods.

Well.... it could be!



What?

Well, if you want (self proclaimed) intellectual potty humor, check out:

http://www.poopreport.com/

I personally won't ever visit that website again, I got queezy just looking at it. Kinda like this thread.

Poo is brilliant, It's the one great human leveller. It doesn't matter how rich or poor, famous or even royal you may be, everybody at some point has had a day when they turned a bit white and then pebble-dashed the cistern! I find it a comforting thought when i sometimes feel inferior to somebody in a suit who's having a go at me at work.

My girlfriend's brother once did one that was huge, black, and had a film of semi transparent skin on it. His mum had to cut it up with the bread knife to make it flush away properly! i never took her up on her offer of sandwiches ever again.

Martyn wrote:Poo is brilliant, It's the one great human leveller. It doesn't matter how rich or poor, famous or even royal you may be, everybody at some point has had a day when they turned a bit white and then pebble-dashed the cistern! I find it a comforting thought when i sometimes feel inferior to somebody in a suit who's having a go at me at work.

HAHAHAH

Martyn wrote: My girlfriend's brother once did one that was huge, black, and had a film of semi transparent skin on it. His mum had to cut it up with the bread knife to make it flush away properly! i never took her up on her offer of sandwiches ever again.

colin_h wrote:

drush wrote:

colin_h wrote:

or do the machines make you funky?

the eternal question

Yes of course they do. Ask any Hip Hop / Rap producer in the 80's and nineties if kraftwerk were funky.

The constant bumping of this thread will only make matters worse. I can bump threads to you know. Your having a discussion about crap (Literally).
Your Messiah is back. he sneaked back just as this thread was started. Oh what a suprise .
Hes back just like I said he would be. Many of you cast your vote of empathy/sympathy/solidarity on his leaving the forum thread surely many of you must feel a bit stooopid for saying stuff like "Good bye you will be sorely missed" *sniff*

Get over it dweebs

I reckon Chris Cowie and DJ Retard are both Adam Jay and all this is a big publicity stunt to increase sales for Adam and his Chris Cowie moniker

Komplex wrote:I reckon Chris Cowie and DJ Retard are both Adam Jay and all this is a big publicity stunt to increase sales for Adam and his Chris Cowie moniker

Any PR is good PR I would agree with that. None of this has done Aj or chris cowie any harm. Doubt it would lead to more record sales but might just lead to an extra booking or two

DJRetard wrote:The constant bumping of this thread will only make matters worse. I can bump threads to you know. Your having a discussion about crap (Literally).
Your Messiah is back. he sneaked back just as this thread was started. Oh what a suprise .
Hes back just like I said he would be. Many of you cast your vote of empathy/sympathy/solidarity on his leaving the forum thread surely many of you must feel a bit stooopid for saying stuff like "Good bye you will be sorely missed" *sniff*

Get over it dweebs

in case you hadnt noticed the actual discussions have nothing to do with you whatsoever (unless you admit to being a poo slinging lower primate) the only thing that still involves you at all is the thread title and most of us who are just replying to the email notifications have probably forgotten about that anyway.

Get over your self, you're nowhere near as important as you'd like to think.

DJRetard wrote:Get over it dweebs

Ehem


FUCK YOU

DJRetard wrote: Any PR is good PR I would agree with that. None of this has done Aj or chris cowie any harm. Doubt it would lead to more record sales but might just lead to an extra booking or two

It's true, I just bought two of Cowie's tracks off Beatport, only because I was scanning through names and Chris Cowie rung a bell... turned out he wrote 2 good tracks

kabuki wrote:

DJRetard wrote:Get over it dweebs

Ehem


FUCK YOU

FU2 Right up your stooopid ass!