DJRetard is Chris Cowie.

truth · Post by **truth** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:35 pm

and here is the evidence that leads to the conclusion that DJRetard is indeed none other than Chris Cowie.

DJRetard, who also claims to be MGO on OSXAudio.com said this:
http://www.bigbluelounge.com/forums/vie ... e21#193222

"You know who I am, but your going to have to work it out. Think about how many people at the live forum release records regularly. Once you have worked out who I am test it by sending me an email through my website.

The first initial of my name is C. Im a Producer DJ. Ive been releasing records for fifteen years. I use ableton Live solely for studio work and while Dj'ing although I have now gone back to using turntables and use Live as a compliment to the decks. Its not ready for prime time DJ work imo......Im also a member of teh Ableton forum . Im sure you can work it out.

Ive released around 200 12" singles and many of them being EPs. I dont class each track on an EP or a remix as an actual release FYI......., I have about 40+ remixes under my belt, recorded 3 solo albums and co produced around 3 or 4 other albums. I am probably the most licenced artist in the dance industry and have my stuff on approximately 300+ CD compilations. (Only because I released so much stuff) and I could go on and on and on."

Let us piece this apart by looking at the History and Discography at www.chriscowie.net (too bad a real estate agent beat you to www.chriscowie.com , aye Chris? )

Firstly, the Discography and accomplishments fit, and of course the letter C that he mentioned works in this grand scheme.

Here is an excerpt of the history at chriscowie.net
"around mid 1990 Chris formed his first Dance act"

MGO/DJRetard said on OSXAudio.com "Ive been releasing records for fifteen years."

The Timeline fits, no?

other evidence that DJRetard/MGO and Chris Cowie are the same person:

-On this forum, Chris Cowie and DJRetard both mention that they continue to use OSX 10.3.5

-The track "Mentally Challenged" that DJRetard posted here stylistically resembles the freely downloadable tracks found on the "stuff" page at www.chriscowie.net

So what say you DJRetard/MGO/Chris Cowie?
Why the Alias? Why not have the courage and respectability to say the opinionated and daft things you say under the DJRetard screen name under your true identity's screen name "Chris Cowie"

It is unfortunate that such an excellent musician can be such a coward.

BanTheRetard · Post by **BanTheRetard** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:39 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BUSTED MOFO!!!!

MrYellow · Post by **MrYellow** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:49 pm

So people who release lots of shit can be assholes and wankers too......

Who would have thunk it.

-Ben

kabuki · Post by **kabuki** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:50 pm

Never heard of him.

Angstrom · Post by **Angstrom** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:50 pm

Hi ,

my name begins with A and I've been doing electronic music for over 15 years.

jesus fuckin hell ... I'm Adamski !!

wow.

make it end.

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:53 pm

kabuki wrote:Never heard of him.

Yeah, who is this DJRetard everyone talks about?

quandry · Post by **quandry** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:58 pm

BanTheRetard is "truth". first post, backed up by BTR 4 minutes later. dude, get over it, no one cares, let retard fade away, don't keep diggin him back up here.

truth · Post by **truth** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:00 pm

Angstrom wrote:Hi ,

my name begins with A and I've been doing electronic music for over 15 years.

jesus fuckin hell ... I'm Adamski !!

That is certainly not all,
The details of the discography fits, the OS fits, the style of music produced fits, and the fact that he said "Think about how many people at the live forum release records regularly."

Yes, it is all circumstantial.
But the depth of similarities is there.
Do not be blind.

truth · Post by **truth** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:03 pm

And i do not know who BanTheRetard is, honestly.

People, you simply can not deny this evidence.
How many other users on the Ableton forum have produced that much music?
None. And even if there were, how many would have a name that starts with a C, also produce similar downtempo break-beat music, and utilize the same unique point version of an Operating System?

EARLGREY · Post by **EARLGREY** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:07 pm

...get a life

Obineg · Post by **Obineg** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:16 pm

you mean "ban the retard" is not Adam Jay ?

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:17 pm

ROFL, you spent all that energy to figure that out....but why?? Who cares?

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:19 pm

whos chris cowie?

sounds gay, like a farmer or something

AdamJay · Post by **AdamJay** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:22 pm

Guys, i have nothing to do with this so please leave my name out of it.

Its all sewage under the bridge to me.

cosmosuave · Post by **cosmosuave** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:28 pm

And I thought DJ Wildstyle was a pain in the ass....