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Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:41 am
by Green Lemon
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest/
Yohoho and a bottle of rum!

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:23 pm
by ethios4
Thx for the article!

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:40 pm
by LoopStationZebra
UKR, well played, me matey! Well played!

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:42 pm
by LoopStationZebra
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Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:00 pm
by liveISlife
This article is actually a subliminal Live advertisement as stated in the fourth paragraph "...I was forced to go a-pirating to live."

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:01 pm
by LoopStationZebra
Aye!

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Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:44 pm
by UKRuss
liveISlife wrote:This article is actually a subliminal Live advertisement as stated in the fourth paragraph "...I was forced to go a-pirating to live."
Well, scuttle my poopdeck!

he's right!

Arrr.

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:54 pm
by LoopStationZebra
I just love how the press is jizzing over themselves in congratulating Obamalama for making one of the 'most important' command decisions of his young presidency by approving the use of lethal force to kill 17 year old pirates.

Please. :roll:

Here's a couple of command decisions I'd be a bit happier to see:

1. Get us the fuck out of Iraq and Afghanistan.

2. Follow through on his campaign promise to roll back illegal, warrantless wiretapping and stop letting the government hide behind 'Executive Authority'. omfg. It's BARELY been reported, but Obama's Justice League (er, sorry...Justice Department) has not only began defending the Bush Administration's Policy, but has actually Expanded the governments authority in the matter.

Brah. Sorry. I'm seriously digressing off-topic in an off-topic thread. Back to Pirates! Ahoy!

Actually, the French seem to be leading the charge in this matter, are they not? With several commando missions already under their belt? And didn't they blow up some pirates (booty and all) after a ransom was paid? lol. God forbid Obama The Bold let Sarko The Omni appear to have more balls. :roll:

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:12 pm
by UKRuss
3. Free eye patches

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:26 pm
by mikemc
UKRuss wrote:3. Free eye patches
4. Arrrr! Yer fergettin' a speedboat in every slip, and a parrot on every shoulder! ARrrrrrrrrh.

The bit about nuclear dumping is interesting, wonder if there is corroboration elsewhere.

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:39 pm
by andydes
If this is true, it’s completely abhorrent.

I demand we either stop dumping waste in the waters off Somalia or at least find another country’s waters to illegally fish from. Personally, I won’t be eating any more fish until something is done about this.

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:49 pm
by b0unce
andydes wrote:If this is true, it’s completely abhorrent.

I demand we either stop dumping waste in the waters off Somalia or at least find another country’s waters to illegally fish from. Personally, I won’t be eating any more fish until something is done about this.
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http://www.google.ie/search?q=nuclear+dumping+irish+sea

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:09 pm
by LoopStationZebra
The masturbating Smiley!

Finally, mofo, finally.

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:25 pm
by andydes
LoopStationZebra wrote:The masturbating Smiley!

Finally, mofo, finally.
I'm honoured. But because I wasn't funny enough for him, or he missed my subtle irony?

Re: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:35 pm
by LoopStationZebra
andydes wrote:
LoopStationZebra wrote:The masturbating Smiley!

Finally, mofo, finally.
I'm honoured. But because I wasn't funny enough for him, or he missed my subtle irony?

LOL, I think b0unce missed the irony. Which is very odd for him. Off his game, mayhap? Still, at least we got a MastSmiley out of the deal!