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This thread .. Awesumo 2000!
Such vitriol is exactly the review/ critique modern life needs.

Got a few complaints about the title, so I made it a bit more gentlepersonly.

So far this is the only thing in this thread that could remotely be considered defending Android.

Kruddler wrote:I hate Apple

And given LSZ’s reporting that’s about the only thing that can be said in defense of Android.



I have higher hopes for the Windows 8 phones/tablets (or whatever the fuck they are going to be called). It's time for a return to the classic rivalry and to put the near pointless distraction that Google put in front of us behind us.

Ableton_David wrote:Got a few complaints about the title, so I made it a bit more gentlepersonly.

What? We can’t use profanity in titles anymore?

Or is it an accuracy issue where Android is only 99% shit and therefore can’t be considered pure shit by the strictest of definitions?

I would like to complain about the current thread title, as it indicates that it's OK to use androids for sexual pleasure, and I take exception to that!

sporkles wrote:I would like to complain about the current thread title, as it indicates that it's OK to use androids for sexual pleasure, and I take exception to that!

duly noted, and unintended. Now I suppose I'd rather not know what androids dream of.

I like android. I dont like iOS, but i do like cupcakes and painting with crayons

beats me wrote:

Ableton_David wrote:Got a few complaints about the title, so I made it a bit more gentlepersonly.

What? We can’t use profanity in titles anymore?

Or is it an accuracy issue where Android is only 99% shit and therefore can’t be considered pure shit by the strictest of definitions?

You couldn't have made a more irrational choice for title, "less than" doesn't in any way shape or form come close to "pure shit". I am not satisfied, would be accurate, but hey when censoring why keep the original intent in tact!

LCZ your index card has been dully updated a filled, take note.

^ i dunno, if i don't have a pure shit... like say an 80% shit, i'm less than satisfied. i need a 100% shit when i'm on my throne.

wonder which disagreeable gents complained about the original thread title. seriously??

David is messing with me.

beats again nails it. Time for Microsoft to step up with their latest.

At least with those guys the FAIL is always much more EPIC and almost heartfelt.

And, I must say, I've been intrigued by the early demo vids.

As far as the thread title, yeah...I'd appreciate something more along the lines of the original intent:

I HATE ANDROID

ANDROID IS FOR LOSERS (okay, maybe not that one)

NOT HAPPY WITH ANDROID

ANDROID IS TERRIBLE

I'D RATHER DRINK MY OWN URINE THAN USE ANDROID

There's no swearing in any of those. If by chance people actually got butt hurt because I attacked an OS....

Oh my.

dna598 wrote:wonder which disagreeable gents complained about the original thread title. seriously??

Oh now, no need for derogatory insults. There, I've suggested a new one for you.

LoopStationZebra wrote:As far as the thread title, yeah...I'd appreciate something more along the lines of the original intent:

I HATE ANDROID

ANDROID IS FOR LOSERS (okay, maybe not that one)

NOT HAPPY WITH ANDROID

ANDROID IS TERRIBLE

I'D RATHER DRINK MY OWN URINE THAN USE ANDROID

There's no swearing in any of those. If by chance people actually got butt hurt because I attacked an OS....

Oh my.

Cool - gone with the "not happy" option.