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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:55 pm
by dirtystudios
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
k
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:02 pm
by plainclothes
"Harold, why are you such a fat bastard?"
Harold's reply: "Because every time I fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit."
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:15 pm
by smart1123
-What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
Swap you two fives for a ten
-What has two legs and bleeds alot?
Half a dog
-Why do blondes wear underwear?
Keep their ankles warm
-What did the blonde say after having sex?
You guys all play for the same team?
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:40 pm
by JAMM
ten years later....
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:19 pm
by rachmanoff
headline from the onion:
Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:54 pm
by Left Eye Dominant
This one is foul.... but it makes me laugh as it has deep political implications (think Bush and Blair).
Two flies on a piece of shit.
One of them farts.
The other one says...
'Do you mind.... I'm eating my dinner.'
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:29 pm
by Martyn
How do you circumsize a redneck?
Kick his sister under the chin!
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:30 pm
by braj
Why did Michael Jackson get found not guilty?
Because he's white.
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:31 pm
by Martyn
Whats pink, wrinkly and goes in and out absolutely stinking of piss?
Yer grandparents doin the okey kokey!
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:54 pm
by kennerb
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? (or Spaniards for you EU folks)
Cuatro Cinco!
I love that one because it sounds so un-PC at first then just ends up being stupid.
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:11 pm
by mosca
how do you know when your sister is on her period?
cos your dads cock tastes funny
and an old goody...
whats blue and fucks kids?
me in my lucky blue suit
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:18 pm
by roby
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she wears her X-Files t-shirt helicopters land on her.
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:41 am
by Former Pharaoh
All of you go outside to a busy street corner and say the following out loud 10 times:
ICED INK
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:12 am
by kennerb
Former Pharaoh wrote:All of you go outside to a busy street corner and say the following out loud 10 times:
ICED INK
That reminds me of when I was a kid and we'd try to get people to say
I M Sofa King Wee Todd Edd
Still makes me laugh when I think of the look on my dad's face when he realized what he said. I didn't laugh then though. Well for a coupla seconds I did.
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:24 am
by dirtystudios
smart1123 wrote:-What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
Swap you two fives for a ten
Speaking of Woody Allen, what do Woody Allen and Arm & Hammer Baking Soda have in common?
They both come in a little yellow box.
k