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Well geez, if you can get them into making noise, a track or anything studio, you've gotta another power chip to spend at will


If you can get to the point where it's;
Nah hun, no music tonight, I just wanna relax.
She says; c'mooonnnnn, i want to. Then she does the little girl sexy thing.
You say; ooook, but only for a little while. You gotta put on the wet wife-beater though.


I made a record for a girlfriend. The sexual enthusiasm was was off the charts.

beats me wrote:9 PM is when a guy's day is just beginning and everything before that was a stream of obligations and BS they didn't want to do in the first place.

That, or some derivative thereof, should be on a t-shirt.

Beats Me is the Hugh Hefner of the forum, just without the harem, which makes him even more suitable as Form Hef.

mikemc wrote:

beats me wrote:9 PM is when a guy's day is just beginning and everything before that was a stream of obligations and BS they didn't want to do in the first place.

That, or some derivative thereof, should be on a t-shirt.

Holy shit! That is my life in a nutshell. Dayum. Good to know I'm not alone.

You need to see me dude?

Tone Deft wrote:

djadonis206 wrote:What is the deal with that - my girls out by 9pm every night?

I mean, why can't they just stay up till 3am like most guys

I guess that's what makes them girl

the 3am shit is GREAT when you're single and on the scene, quality drunken time with the ladies.
the 9pm shit is GREAT when you're in a relationship 'cause you still get the 3am time with the guys.

Word! So true...

I got rid of all my relationship problems by not having one.

Women are like lemurs, pretty to look at and cool to impress your friends but expensive as shit and totally unnecessary to get the job done.

beats me wrote:I got rid of all my relationship problems by not having one.

Women are like lemurs, pretty to look at and cool to impress your friends but expensive as shit and totally unnecessary to get the job done.

Those who can afford 'em have 'em

those [in a southern accent] can't just can't

She spends as much time in the studio as I do.

It's perfect.

djadonis206 wrote:

beats me wrote:I got rid of all my relationship problems by not having one.

Women are like lemurs, pretty to look at and cool to impress your friends but expensive as shit and totally unnecessary to get the job done.

Those who can afford 'em have 'em

those [in a southern accent] can't just can't

uh-oh, I think we need a playa-off. gentlemen, grab your smoking jackets, your tobacco pipes and LET'S GET IT ON!!!



next to Lincoln being shot, if Hef should ever die it'll be a great loss to the world.

hambone1 wrote:She spends as much time in the studio as I do.

It's perfect.

isn't your son insanely talented too??

/harumph!!

^ hee hee, i've met hef and spent a little time at the mansion

Tone Deft wrote:isn't your son insanely talented too??

Yep... but I certainly ain't!

knotkranky wrote:^ hee hee, i've met hef and spent a little time at the mansion

damn... he's a great man. he genuinely loves and respects women.



/salute

agreed. Bless him. I want to be him.

I was introduced to him and Timothy Leary in the same party chat group.
Everybody was in pajama's. Maybe 500 peeps. It was comedy all night.