Studio Vs Girlfriend

[90's child]

Look you stupid bint, our relationship is not number 1 on my list of priorities. I think seeing you 3 days a week is fine, I 'm happy with that. Why would I want to waste a night sitting in front of the TV watching some stupid, pointless DVD whilst cuddling you?

No I don't want to go to some stupid bar with you and have pointless conversations with your pointless friends who I don't even like. No I don't want to walk around a park with you on a cold Sunday afternoon holding hands and smiling at the people we walk past.

No I don't want you to move in my flat and start hanging all your clothes over my studio Jerka or for you to pretend you're interested in what I use that piece of kit for.

Yes I am at my happiest sitting in my studio, programming. At least I'm doing something creative and productive with my spare time. Get a hobby you silly girl or see your friends more. Anything. Just stop calling my phone every 4 hours when you haven't got anything to say apart from "I'm bored".

I'm BUSY enjoying myself in a darkened room with music!!!

(Now pass me my shit dude, (30 sec pause) yeah bro that's bumpin').

[evernaut]

I wouldn't worry too much...from the sounds of it she won't be around for long

[UKRuss]

There is only one question that remains:

Does your studio give good head?

[djgroovy]

I wouldn't worry too much...from the sounds of it she won't be around for long

+1

[djgroovy]

There is only one question that remains:

Does your studio give good head?

+1

[jeskola]

Look you stupid bint, our relationship is not number 1 on my list of priorities. I think seeing you 3 days a week is fine, I 'm happy with that. Why would I want to waste a night sitting in front of the TV watching some stupid, pointless DVD whilst cuddling you?

No I don't want to go to some stupid bar with you and have pointless conversations with your pointless friends who I don't even like. No I don't want to walk around a park with you on a cold Sunday afternoon holding hands and smiling at the people we walk past.

No I don't want you to move in my flat and start hanging all your clothes over my studio Jerka or for you to pretend you're interested in what I use that piece of kit for.

Yes I am at my happiest sitting in my studio, programming. At least I'm doing something creative and productive with my spare time. Get a hobby you silly girl or see your friends more. Anything. Just stop calling my phone every 4 hours when you haven't got anything to say apart from "I'm bored".

I'm BUSY enjoying myself in a darkened room with music!!!

(Now pass me my shit dude, (30 sec pause) yeah bro that's bumpin').

Email her a link to what you posted and your problem will be solved forever

[beats me]

I wouldn't worry too much...from the sounds of it she won't be around for long

What are you talking about? He's posting this on here because he doesn't have the balls to say it to her face. Right now he is painting her toe nails and telling her his life is meaningless without her while watching reruns of Mad About You.

[b0unce]

90's child V reality

[LouR]

Time for you to tell her that.

[wrongun]

Sounds like your more happy posting wank on an internet forum

[nebulae]

Look you stupid bint, our relationship is not number 1 on my list of priorities. I think seeing you 3 days a week is fine, I 'm happy with that. Why would I want to waste a night sitting in front of the TV watching some stupid, pointless DVD whilst cuddling you?

No I don't want to go to some stupid bar with you and have pointless conversations with your pointless friends who I don't even like. No I don't want to walk around a park with you on a cold Sunday afternoon holding hands and smiling at the people we walk past.

No I don't want you to move in my flat and start hanging all your clothes over my studio Jerka or for you to pretend you're interested in what I use that piece of kit for.

Yes I am at my happiest sitting in my studio, programming. At least I'm doing something creative and productive with my spare time. Get a hobby you silly girl or see your friends more. Anything. Just stop calling my phone every 4 hours when you haven't got anything to say apart from "I'm bored".

I'm BUSY enjoying myself in a darkened room with music!!!

(Now pass me my shit dude, (30 sec pause) yeah bro that's bumpin').

Please use condoms.

[knotkranky]

Dude, you should be doing a bunch of that stuff even if you didn't have a girlfriend.

First, rename yer thread "studio and a girlfriend". If you pit them against each other the studio will lose eventually. You better hope so.

I've been doing this a long time bro, you wanna mix them together (<pun) Have sex in your studio, don't fight in your studio, or in bed for that matter.

Record and produce a song with her, let her sing or joke around even if she sucks. It'll do wonders. It'll make her horny too.
Pretend to work on that music and then work on what you want.

If she's truly bringing you down, better take care of that asap and find another that gets it.

[UKRuss]

It's true.

i went out with this girl once, she loved how my fingers moved on the fretboard when i played guitar. Made her horny as hell.

So I got to play and then I got to PLAY.

Worked for me.

Shame she was completely mad. It had to end.

[doc holiday]

let her move in, they are much easier to ignore that way, and you flat will get cleaned as well.


all you need to set is one rule..

i'm not turning it down!

[sparklepuff]

studio. Just order a girlfriend from the internet for $300/hr when you need one. Much cheaper in the long run.