NOT HAPPY WITH ANDROID

dna598 · Post by **dna598** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:21 am

Corny Joke?

Ableton_David · Post by **Ableton_David** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:11 pm

Hey DNA - come now. Let's be civil here.

Khazul · Post by **Khazul** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:46 pm

Not happy? Kind of sounds like you don't like the colour or something - not that its truly a heap of shit by any measure!

savyurrecords · Post by **savyurrecords** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:14 pm

How about this title?

XOOM with Android does not meet the minimum specifications for a satisfactory customer experience.

We used to use that phrase to tell customers that their system was a piece of shit without actually saying it.

simpleton · Post by **simpleton** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:20 am

For the record, Vlingo on Android is just as effective and accurate as Siri on iOS.

Khazul · Post by **Khazul** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:50 pm

simpleton wrote:For the record, Vlingo on Android is just as effective and accurate as Siri on iOS.

You mean it's like talking to an Indian call centre?

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:27 pm

^ i'm pretty sure that's all he could mean.

simpleton · Post by **simpleton** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:49 am

H20nly wrote:^ i'm pretty sure that's all he could mean.

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:15 pm

I turned the Xoom back over to the lads in IT who, of course, we're shocked over that decision.

No jokes here or more scathing critiques. I'm glad that I had a chance to try it out. Next up I'll have a chance to take that new Amazon thing out for a spin. Honestly, though, until Ice Cream Sandwich it's only just filler.

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:57 am

I have an android phone. It is 4g. That means quadruple gangsta. I am using it here, to post in your hate tread.ha ha

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:59 am

you're a bad mothafucka mike!

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:17 pm

This thread isn't about hatin'. Its about being appalled at how truly fucking overstated something was...

And that something?

How Android was even a remotely unique and relevant experience compared to iOS.

As for the phone version of Android...

meh.

At this point, a roomfull of monkeys should be able to create a functioning, non-Apple mobile OS.

That doesn't speak to the intelligence of monkeys or the odds...

That speaks to how low the bar has been set with Android.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:29 pm

Every time I read a diatribe from a blogger who loves Android and hates Apple they never go into specifics as to why they love Android other than it’s customizable (whatever the fuck that means) and at least 75% of their blabbering is about hating Apple.

And they always have the wit of a 5-year-old who just learned about swear words for the first time.

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