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djadonis206 wrote:

beats me wrote:I got rid of all my relationship problems by not having one.

Women are like lemurs, pretty to look at and cool to impress your friends but expensive as shit and totally unnecessary to get the job done.

Those who can afford 'em have 'em

those [in a southern accent] can't just can't

How right you are to see women as an expense. They are also a depreciating asset.

beats me wrote: They are also a depreciating asset.

if your unlucky they can be an appreciating asset

beats me wrote:

djadonis206 wrote:

beats me wrote:I got rid of all my relationship problems by not having one.

Women are like lemurs, pretty to look at and cool to impress your friends but expensive as shit and totally unnecessary to get the job done.

Those who can afford 'em have 'em

those [in a southern accent] can't just can't

How right you are to see women as an expense. They are also a depreciating asset.

not at all. the sex gets better since you've been practicing for years with the same person, she learns your quirks and put up with them and you get better at taking care of each other. I'd hate to start over and teach a new woman the inverted monkey position.

Yeah stupid girl friends. . .


What is her phone number?

I'd say find the right one..... and then it's about finding a good balance.

My wife has her own studio!

Maybe she's on some artists forum bitching that I insist on taking her out to breakfast on the weekend, when she wants to get down to her studio or that I keep meeting her at her there and dragging her to the pub for a beer.

Any way it's early Saturday morning and I'm making a break for my studio now.... where's my coffee cup....

beats me wrote:I got rid of all my relationship problems by not having one.

Women are like lemurs, pretty to look at and cool to impress your friends but expensive as shit and totally unnecessary to get the job done.

Methinks Beats Me should be called 'Beats Off'

you make me so sad
I even started making music and joined the Ableton Forum using the moniker"Overdub" so that we would have more in common.... but geee....now I really don't know anymore

overdub wrote:you make me so sad
I even started making music and joined the Ableton Forum using the moniker"Overdub" so that we would have more in common.... but geee....now I really don't know anymore

Beautiful^^^^^^

some nice reading in this thread

pixelbox wrote:

mikemc wrote:

beats me wrote:9 PM is when a guy's day is just beginning and everything before that was a stream of obligations and BS they didn't want to do in the first place.

That, or some derivative thereof, should be on a t-shirt.

Holy shit! That is my life in a nutshell. Dayum. Good to know I'm not alone.

I can't believe I missed this thread

as usual, Beatsme sums it all up in 100% true to life, self depricating splendour

LOL.

Very funny.

It's true, my wife passes out around 9 or 10, then I get my time. I look forward to it all day.

Women have come
Women have gone
Some left at night
Some left at dawn
Some were around for seasons or years
Some were around for a night and some beers
Some left smiling
Some left in tears
Some do not speak to me
Some are still dear
Many years later, the studio's still here!

Why don't have both?
My inspiration hits red when ma girl plays da Virus naked!!!!!

7G wrote:Why don't have both?
My inspiration hits red when ma girl plays da Virus naked!!!!!

Pics or STFU!

i can never seem to meet a girl who´s into playing with ableton and gets the shivers when you see a cool-ass sexy midi controller ...

but how about having a girlfriend in the studio who could dance like this to your tunes ?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TjGQbUz36Q

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