Scotland ‘the most violent country in the developed world’

amo · Post by **amo** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:44 pm

telekom wrote:To my French brothers,
In honour of The Auld Alliance I would like to invite you, on behalf of the Scottish Parliament, to leave behind your troubles and woes and come here to Scotland until peace is restored in your country.

Let's have a party.

Could you bring DJ Cam and Daft Punk with you? And pick up a few bits of French food (sorry no fois gras though ). Stick some wine in the bag too. And could you bring Charlotte Gainsbourg with you as well?

Don't bring your car with you though - it's safer in Paris...

I called Charlotte but she's already in Moscow... and I'm not in so good terms with the Dafts these days, though I heard Peeddrroo is...
Ok, I'll bring snails and frogs, and we'll have a greeaaat party !
Cheers !

telekom · Post by **telekom** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:47 pm

amo wrote:I called Charlotte but she's already in Moscow... and I'm not in so good terms with the Dafts these days, though I heard Peeddrroo is...
Ok, I'll bring snails and frogs, and we'll have a greeaaat party !
Cheers !

amo,
No problem, all French girls are totally welcome. Charlotte can catch up later.

Peedrro,
Forget Daft Punk, bring your Mali-influenced band over and we can get grooving West African style!

EXODUS! Movement of French People!

peeddrroo · Post by **peeddrroo** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:15 am

sorry, i just went out to burn a few cars (rovers of course, always want to be helpful to my british friends).

telekom: the bad news is that i couldn't get any of the ppl you mentionned on the phone...
the good news is that i booked my flight, i'll be in glasgow tomorrow.

amo · Post by **amo** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:18 am

peeddrroo wrote:sorry, i just went out to burn a few cars (rovers of course, always want to be helpful to my british friends).

telekom: the bad news is that i couldn't get any of the ppl you mentionned on the phone...
the good news is that i booked my flight, i'll be in glasgow tomorrow.

I'll come swimming, you know, they don't allow pets in the planes. See you tom.

telekom · Post by **telekom** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:29 am

Peedrro, amo,
Excellent! Y' know maybe it isn't such a bad idea - an Ableton exchange programme... Anytime it becomes unpleasant in Place X, then people in Place Y can suggest a visit to their city. Bring your laptop (and Charlotte Gainsbourg if she's not too busy) and it's all set!

I think we might need to start a new thread about this my Gallic friends...

M

12micsn1 · Post by **12micsn1** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:18 am

noisetonepause wrote:
12micsn1 wrote:
computo wrote:you're the one with the public relations problem, mics.

Your racist rhetoric is by NO means welcome here, and repeatedly, your helpless, offensive articles are rebuked by the people who know better... i.e. Most of us.

Just step off, and take your propagandist bullshit elsewhere.
Do you have anymore comments you would like to express?
One does not 'express comments', comments are made, but the phrase 'Do you have any further comments?' would be better stylistically in this case, as it is a common turn of phrase. Your consistent use of words that are bigger than your brain and/or willy is merely another reason not to take you seriously. Have you considered ending it all?

Are you done?

tedriot · Post by **tedriot** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:44 am