jagermiester is of the devil

nathannn · Post by **nathannn** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:26 pm

just stay away from it.

im feeling pretty ill right now but i will be back to elaborate on it later.

Poster · Post by **Poster** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:36 pm

obey the Meister

Patch · Post by **Patch** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:53 pm

I got nothing bad to say about it! It's up there with Jose Cuervo Gold...

polyslax · Post by **polyslax** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:06 pm

I will say it's extremely important to watch your intake levels and combine with the proper partner drinks, however, if handled carefully you shouldn't find yourself too out of sorts.

Where did you go wrong?

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:15 pm

polyslax wrote:I will say it's extremely important to watch your intake levels and combine with the proper partner drinks, however, if handled carefully you shouldn't find yourself too out of sorts.

Where did you go wrong?

Wake up beside a rollie pollie?

mkelly · Post by **mkelly** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:26 pm

polyslax wrote:combine with the proper partner drinks

Red bull for a Jager Bomb.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:54 pm

mkelly wrote:
polyslax wrote:combine with the proper partner drinks
Red bull for a Jager Bomb.

What are you 14?
Its all about the ethenol up here in derry.

jamester · Post by **jamester** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:12 pm

Be good to the Jager and the Jager will be good to you.

mkelly · Post by **mkelly** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:24 pm

funky shit wrote:
mkelly wrote:
polyslax wrote:combine with the proper partner drinks
Red bull for a Jager Bomb.
What are you 14?
Its all about the ethenol up here in derry.

If I was 14 I'd be say "forget the Jager - have a bottle of White Lightning or Bucky instead"

In between 14 and me is the "lets not dilute the Jager" mindset that you must be in. Me, I'm old enough to need the red bull to keep me awake while drinking

stonee · Post by **stonee** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:56 pm

one time, I mainlined jager right from the bottle, and had a few beer before. not a good scene. I barfed a few times. (barf is a funny word)

I ended up passing out in the master bed of the house I was partying at, and the host slept on the floor. we were so drunk that we didn't want to share the bed, or we would have been hella confused in the morning.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:53 am

mkelly wrote:
funky shit wrote:
mkelly wrote: Red bull for a Jager Bomb.
What are you 14?
Its all about the ethenol up here in derry.

If I was 14 I'd be say "forget the Jager - have a bottle of White Lightning or Bucky instead"

In between 14 and me is the "lets not dilute the Jager" mindset that you must be in. Me, I'm old enough to need the red bull to keep me awake while drinking

Im at the "Beer beer beer beer and when im pissed i'll drink anything" stage.

Havent had buckfast in ages!

nathannn · Post by **nathannn** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:08 am

stonee wrote:one time, I mainlined jager right from the bottle, and had a few beer before. not a good scene. I barfed a few times. (barf is a funny word)

I ended up passing out in the master bed of the house I was partying at, and the host slept on the floor. we were so drunk that we didn't want to share the bed, or we would have been hella confused in the morning.

that is pretty much what i did last night
except i slept on my friends couch
i then ended up puking on the couch and trying my best to clean it up before she woke up.
i didnt tell her.
im sure she has sat on it by now and is wondering why its all wet..
im pretty embarrassed about it . (i puked once at the bar with her)
ah fuck it. i guess i will wait a few months to hang with her. by then she might have forgotten.
i tell people all the time that i cant mix beer with anything else but, they always insist on me becoming more shit faced than them.

also im starting to remember some of this shit i was talking about last night.
i had them laughing but right now im thinking "why the fuck did i say that, i have totally lost all credibility" .... also at midnight a guy kissed me...and there are pictures of it..

polyslax · Post by **polyslax** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:36 am

nathannn wrote:a guy kissed me

Are you sure you didn't kiss him? Maybe you should write a song...

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:37 am

nathan

MAN THE FUCK UP

nathannn · Post by **nathannn** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:11 am

funky shit wrote:nathan

MAN THE FUCK UP

what do you think im doing?

what are you saying man up to?

puking on the couch?

maybe i will call and be like 'sorry for puking on your couch' ...click....

hell she might not even know.
right?

ehhh ... one more friend off the list.