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Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by H20nly » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:24 pm

Once in a while something comes along. Something so ponderous that you just have to stand (or sit) with your mouth agape...

I have met many people in my 30 + years of walking the earth, many of them great, many of them profound...

Then there are those that make me doubt concepts like evolution. For some life is a waste of oxygen and other precious resources. They need to feed off of others taking whats theirs. Greed is their personal Tao.

Even those people serve a purpose though...

Other people just act out for nothing... no one gains, not even them. Its in the spirit of these mega douches that I have gathered your eyeballs here today so that we can collectively come together and thank the one who has been fighting long and hard to get to the top of pointless obscurity in all its...its... pointlessness...

and now its time to thank the one who has worked so hard to accomplish nothing... yes, the ultimate grave pisser, the farmer of common weeds, the dust collector crotch shifter hand on the chin king of the art of wasting life... please ladies and gentlemen get your mouse pointers ready to move on... without further a do... CPerrrezzz!

You do Rule! You are the best at what you do! I bet when you go to bed you say thanks for my life and all that I accomplished today... it was worth absolute... shit.

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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by H20nly » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:26 pm

this message has been sponsored by dareaper, apseven, apeight, casioaz and aliases and people with little or no life everywhere.

warning may cause hemorrhoids, dizziness, fatigue, shortness of breath, explosive diarrhea, syphilis, bloating and cramps. do not read while operating a motor vehicle unless you are cperrezzz (then just keep looking down).
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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by kb420 » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:27 pm

+1
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger..........."
-Friedrich Nietzsche-

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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by H20nly » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:30 pm

Nice Speech!!

***chirp chirp chirp***
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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by nebulae » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:21 pm

what did I miss? what happened?

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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by Bleep Blop Ima Robot » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:26 pm

+1 for this
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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by H20nly » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:27 pm

NOTHING...

carry on Neb.

just don't click on any posts that end in dareaper unless you wanna read that same ol' cperrezz shite that was posted above ^^
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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by heavensdaw » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:35 pm

H20nly wrote:Once in a while something comes along. Something so ponderous that you just have to stand (or sit) with your mouth agape...

I have met many people in my 30 + years of walking the earth, many of them great, many of them profound...

Then there are those that make me doubt concepts like evolution. For some life is a waste of oxygen and other precious resources. They need to feed off of others taking whats theirs. Greed is their personal Tao.

Even those people serve a purpose though...

Other people just act out for nothing... no one gains, not even them. Its in the spirit of these mega douches that I have gathered your eyeballs here today so that we can collectively come together and thank the one who has been fighting long and hard to get to the top of pointless obscurity in all its...its... pointlessness...

and now its time to thank the one who has worked so hard to accomplish nothing... yes, the ultimate grave pisser, the farmer of common weeds, the dust collector crotch shifter hand on the chin king of the art of wasting life... please ladies and gentlemen get your mouse pointers ready to move on... without further a do... CPerrrezzz!

You do Rule! You are the best at what you do! I bet when you go to bed you say thanks for my life and all that I accomplished today... it was worth absolute... shit.
Incredible... I was just thinking the same.. or there about.. the term T.W.A.T (Time Wasting Annoying Tosser) comes readily to mind.

Hd

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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by nebulae » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:36 pm

aah, yes, I've caught on now

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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by H20nly » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:42 pm

heavensdaw wrote:the term T.W.A.T (Time Wasting Annoying Tosser)
:lol: well its good for him to know that he'll have another title to strive for when he comes back...


You see cperezzz? The future is bright :roll:
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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by josephjobling » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:47 pm

i'm suprised he hasn't thought of some whitty (when i say whitty i mean bollox) come back for this thread :)

+1

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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by nuxnamon » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:58 pm

does anyone have friends that work in the CIA or something and pull some strings and put our tax dollars to track this guy for a freakin' beat down? they could just ram down his door and be like "what's up motherF*&^%, where's your posts now?".. that's how I imagine it would go down.. or in a more realistic world, Ableton could disable his Live license..

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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by H20nly » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:11 pm

josephjobling wrote:i'm suprised he hasn't thought of some whitty (when i say whitty i mean bollox) come back for this thread :)

+1
I doubt he's capable. In the words of Tone Deft "no fucking game. none whatsoever"


I actually sent him a PM with the subject "Really?" when I saw dareaper was replying to everything posted in 2002...

I said:

don't you have anything better to do?

what's the point? what do you actually get out of it?

i hope you are at the very least having a good laugh because its like a kid throwing a tantrum. the rest of us just have to stand around until you get tired of throwing your fit then everything just goes back to the way it was... nothing changes. everyone goes back to business as usual and you just prove that grown adults can act like...

so unless you're planning on making a lifetime effort out of this why don't you just move on? at least make some music. all of your aliases seem interested for a while. i dunno its your life. it just seems to me that you're wasting it over some dumb grudge. meh.

have fun.

/PM

to which he replied:

"CPEREZZZ RULES !!!"

what a hunk of burning originality huh? Its no wonder he's not making any music.
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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by bodhi71 » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:52 pm

nuxnamon wrote:does anyone have friends that work in the CIA or something and pull some strings and put our tax dollars to track this guy for a freakin' beat down? they could just ram down his door and be like "what's up motherF*&^%, where's your posts now?".. that's how I imagine it would go down.. or in a more realistic world, Ableton could disable his Live license..
PM me if you're serious....

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Re: Congratulations are in order!!!

Post by OvertoneZero » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:19 am

oh snap dogs, this shit just got real for cperezzzz

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