[OT] I just realized I'm a racist!!!!

[kb420]

I only want to do GREEN BABES!!!!!!!

[steve-o]

I'll take the green babe in the lil' black dress.

[o0o]

since there is really no such thing you are ok.

[LoopStationZebra]

The chick in the purple and white bathing suit = amazing Pooper.

[mikemc]

Your bigotry excludes blue babes, and as such is reprehensible.

[kb420]

Damn! Well, I only want to do Green and Blue babes!!!!

[mikemc]

now see, that wasn't so bad, was it?

[Bleep Blop Ima Robot]

the blue chick from 5th element..no..just plain no...disgusting.

[kb420]

Ok. Maybe not Plava Laguna, but how about some Twilek babes:

[Bleep Blop Ima Robot]

yeah thats better, the first pick mmmmm

[Atomikat]

What about this girl? She's really blue

[aizo]

I like yellow girls so much I married one!!!

[Bleep Blop Ima Robot]

yellow fever!

[hoffman2k]

What about this girl? She's really blue

Yeah, but she's the only chick in a town filled with horny blue dudes running around in their underpants.

Guess who's not getting any...

[4/4]

you said you needed full-time help cos you're all alone
i said id work for nothing at all if i just could take you home

and now your taking applications for your love
you wanted certain specifications
i circled the one that said all of the above

finally got my resume
and you said you'd review it at some other day
i said girl, hey, do it if you dare
cos where id like to go our love will flare

finally my letter arrived
and i knew you would be mine
instead i had to prove myself
for the first two weeks
worked over-time