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[squelcht]

There were 2 sperms swimming their ass off on the hot pursuit to reach the egg. One sperm says to the other "Oh man-Oh man-Oh man-We can do it-We can do it- What ya think mann!? Think we can make a baby this time?" The other turns & says "Yo! Chill out bro! We're only just now making it past the tonsils"

[ethios4]

A third one replies "no, first we have to make it across her face before she wakes up!" to which a fourth one replies "I sure am glad she asked for us to arrive on her face whilst she was sleeping!"

[Rinsemeister]

Z.

[Rave]

Z.

+1 I love this forum

[squelcht]

A third one replies "no, first we have to make it across her face before she wakes up!" to which a fourth one replies "I sure am glad she asked for us to arrive on her face whilst she was sleeping!"

nice

[Emissary]

A third one replies "no, first we have to make it across her face before she wakes up!" to which a fourth one replies "I sure am glad she asked for us to arrive on her face whilst she was sleeping!"

[ethios4]

Did you hear about George Michael's latest release?

[leisuremuffin]

it was terrible, it went right in the toilet.


.lm.

[sherman]

You know the difference between George Michaels and a Microwave?

A microwave stops what it's doing when the door opens

[ethios4]

it was terrible, it went right in the toilet.

Bwahahaha nice!