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Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:42 pm
by squelcht
There were 2 sperms swimming their ass off on the hot pursuit to reach the egg. One sperm says to the other "Oh man-Oh man-Oh man-We can do it-We can do it- What ya think mann!? Think we can make a baby this time?" The other turns & says "Yo! Chill out bro! We're only just now making it past the tonsils"
Re: Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:45 pm
by ethios4
A third one replies "no, first we have to make it across her face before she wakes up!" to which a fourth one replies "I sure am glad she asked for us to arrive on her face whilst she was sleeping!"
Re: Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:46 pm
by Rinsemeister
Re: Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:50 pm
by Rave
+1 I love this forum

Re: Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:50 pm
by squelcht
ethios4 wrote:A third one replies "no, first we have to make it across her face before she wakes up!" to which a fourth one replies "I sure am glad she asked for us to arrive on her face whilst she was sleeping!"
nice

Re: Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:09 pm
by Emissary
Re: Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:32 pm
by ethios4
Did you hear about George Michael's latest release?
Re: Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:27 am
by leisuremuffin
it was terrible, it went right in the toilet.
.lm.
Re: Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:58 am
by sherman
You know the difference between George Michaels and a Microwave?
A microwave stops what it's doing when the door opens
Re: Jazz me - Jizz me - Joke me
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:56 am
by ethios4
leisuremuffin wrote:it was terrible, it went right in the toilet.
Bwahahaha nice!
