Let's not be honest: the boasting thread

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:21 am

I'm the tits and the milk what comes outta them.

ChiDJ · Post by **ChiDJ** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:36 am

I am a human tripod.

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:01 am

I've had sex with not one but two humantaurs at once.

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:35 am

I drink a protein shake of whey powder and unicorn blood each morning.

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:40 am

I AM Steve Jobs' balls.

Rave · Post by **Rave** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:10 am

LoopStationZebra wrote:I AM Steve Jobs' balls.

I am the meat between those balls.

Mint Invader · Post by **Mint Invader** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:22 am

I am... The old spice guy. "You could smell like me"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:25 am

I'm Batman.

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:10 pm

I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

smartass303 · Post by **smartass303** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:12 pm

im amber lamps.

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:18 pm

Mrs Neb says hi

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:18 pm

...well she would, but...

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:40 pm

Rave wrote:
LoopStationZebra wrote:I AM Steve Jobs' balls.
I am the meat between those balls.

Is that like the wind beneath my wings?

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:53 pm

I'm too sexy for this thread

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:57 pm

Chuck Norris is my bitch.