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Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:21 am**

I'm the tits and the milk what comes outta them.

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:36 am**

I am a human tripod.

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:01 am**

I've had sex with not one but two humantaurs at once.

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:35 am**

I drink a protein shake of whey powder and unicorn blood each morning.

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:40 am**

I AM Steve Jobs' balls.

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:10 am**

LoopStationZebra wrote:I AM Steve Jobs' balls.

I am the meat between those balls.

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:22 am**

I am... The old spice guy. "You could smell like me"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:25 am**

I'm Batman.

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:10 pm**

I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:12 pm**

im amber lamps.

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:18 pm**

Mrs Neb says hi

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:18 pm**

...well she would, but...

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:40 pm**

Rave wrote:
LoopStationZebra wrote:I AM Steve Jobs' balls.
I am the meat between those balls.

Is that like the wind beneath my wings?

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:53 pm**

I'm too sexy for this thread

Posted: **Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:57 pm**

Chuck Norris is my bitch.

Let's not be honest: the boasting thread