I slept with Jesse James

[beats me]

Just thought it would be fair that you all heard it from me first directly. I know how deeply this impacts all of you and shakes up family values to it's very core. I knew he was married, and given the option I would have gone with Sandra, but what him I am shared was so very special that it just couldn't be denied or contained. It's because of how special it was that I'm sharing this with all of you before I dial up all the major news networks.

Thanks for your time.

[nebulae]

I fucked Tiger Woods. I'm not proud of it. And he was making golf metaphors all through the act. Got old fast.

[ollyb303]

Mrs Neb did say you were playing golf the other day. At least she would have done...