Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?

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Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?

Post by djsynchro » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:36 pm

I was eating Japanese rice crackers when that question popped into my head.
I thought I'd take it to the experts!

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Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?

Post by Machinesworking » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:43 pm

I would have unsafe sex with that russian girl who drove her motercycle through the city a few years
ago. She posted a site with her photos of the journy, at work, but if you google you should come up with the site. She's pretty cute, and a good photgrapher! :)

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Post by djsynchro » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:51 pm

Would your dick glow in the dark?

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Post by mojofunk » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:55 pm

She is awesome - I love that woman! Everyone should go have a look!

http://www.kiddofspeed.com/chapter1.html

I also watched a documentary recently called Chernoybl Reclaimed: An Animal Takeover, it seems that despite ridiculous radiation the area is allowing many species to thrive without humans (as they are prone to do).

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Post by djsynchro » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:56 pm

kiddofspeed wrote:If I was to keep walking all the way to the reactor, I would glow in the dark tonight. Maybe this is why they call it magic wood.

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Post by djsynchro » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:56 pm

"Magic wood" :D
so I guess the answer to my question is yes?

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Post by mojofunk » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:57 pm

Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know - I never looked.

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Post by auto-lock » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:01 pm

yep. want to see? :P

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Post by djsynchro » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:03 pm

mojofunk wrote:Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know - I never looked.

It just works!!!

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Post by djsynchro » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:08 pm

Found her picture, I'm not hotlinking because she might be on a crappy Soviet server running on Pentium 2 or something like that.
She's pretty cute. Her Chernobyl site is ultra amazing!

http://www.theserpentswall.com/page35.html

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Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?

Post by djsynchro » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:11 pm

It was possibly made up (her site, not Chernobyl, which is real)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elena_Filatova

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Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?

Post by j.peeba » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:11 pm

I was there a couple of years ago. I don't think you'd have any problems if you avoid sticking your dick into one of the "hotter" spots. The amounts of radiation can vary surprisingly much between very small distances if there just happens to be a patch of ground or moss that has soaked more of the radiation.

Check out my photos: http://peeba.gfxile.net/2009/05/20/chernobyl-2005/

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Post by djsynchro » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:22 pm

j.peeba wrote:I don't think you'd have any problems if you avoid sticking your dick into one of the "hotter" spots.
:P

Your photos man WOW! What was it like?

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Post by mojofunk » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:26 pm

djsynchro wrote:It was possibly made up (her site, not Chernobyl, which is real)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elena_Filatova
Poetic license? Oh, I am so disillusioned . . . falsehoods on the internet - whats next?

I sorta recall some of the pics were of her on her bike, holding a Geiger counter, I don't think she took that on the sightseeing tour, but maybe the places those pics were taken were not Chernoybl.

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Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?

Post by Donnie » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:29 pm

My guess is no, but impotency...quite possible.

Not recommended.

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