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Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:36 pm
by djsynchro
I was eating Japanese rice crackers when that question popped into my head.
I thought I'd take it to the experts!
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:43 pm
by Machinesworking
I would have unsafe sex with that russian girl who drove her motercycle through the city a few years
ago. She posted a site with her photos of the journy, at work, but if you google you should come up with the site. She's pretty cute, and a good photgrapher!

Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:51 pm
by djsynchro
Would your dick glow in the dark?
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:55 pm
by mojofunk
She is awesome - I love that woman! Everyone should go have a look!
http://www.kiddofspeed.com/chapter1.html
I also watched a documentary recently called Chernoybl Reclaimed: An Animal Takeover, it seems that despite ridiculous radiation the area is allowing many species to thrive without humans (as they are prone to do).
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:56 pm
by djsynchro
kiddofspeed wrote:If I was to keep walking all the way to the reactor, I would glow in the dark tonight. Maybe this is why they call it magic wood.
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:56 pm
by djsynchro
"Magic wood"
so I guess the answer to my question is yes?
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:57 pm
by mojofunk
Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know - I never looked.
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:01 pm
by auto-lock
yep. want to see?

Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:03 pm
by djsynchro
mojofunk wrote:Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know - I never looked.
It just works!!!
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:08 pm
by djsynchro
Found her picture, I'm not hotlinking because she might be on a crappy Soviet server running on Pentium 2 or something like that.
She's pretty cute. Her Chernobyl site is ultra amazing!
http://www.theserpentswall.com/page35.html
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:11 pm
by djsynchro
It was possibly made up (her site, not Chernobyl, which is real)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elena_Filatova
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:11 pm
by j.peeba
I was there a couple of years ago. I don't think you'd have any problems if you avoid sticking your dick into one of the "hotter" spots. The amounts of radiation can vary surprisingly much between very small distances if there just happens to be a patch of ground or moss that has soaked more of the radiation.
Check out my photos:
http://peeba.gfxile.net/2009/05/20/chernobyl-2005/
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:22 pm
by djsynchro
j.peeba wrote:I don't think you'd have any problems if you avoid sticking your dick into one of the "hotter" spots.
Your photos man WOW! What was it like?
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:26 pm
by mojofunk
Poetic license? Oh, I am so disillusioned . . . falsehoods on the internet - whats next?
I sorta recall some of the pics were of her on her bike, holding a Geiger counter, I don't think she took that on the sightseeing tour, but maybe the places those pics were taken were not Chernoybl.
Re: Unsafe sex in Chernobyl: Would your dick glow in the dark?
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:29 pm
by Donnie
My guess is no, but impotency...quite possible.
Not recommended.